Chris P. Bacon
@mrhellaplatonic.bsky.social
Full of sarcastic comments.
Jesus Christ was just the David Blaine of his time.
December 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Jesus Christ was just the David Blaine of his time.
Aye, I’m trippin’ and I’m LOVING IT!
December 5, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Aye, I’m trippin’ and I’m LOVING IT!
I play “Not Like Us” once an hour just to spite Drake
December 5, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I play “Not Like Us” once an hour just to spite Drake
Started snowing hard but then stopped…
Thank the heavens
Thank the heavens
December 5, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Started snowing hard but then stopped…
Thank the heavens
Thank the heavens
HELL NAH *Tommy Richman voice*
December 5, 2024 at 3:05 PM
HELL NAH *Tommy Richman voice*
Bitch with him & some bitch in him…
That’s a lot of bitch.
That’s a lot of bitch.
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Bitch with him & some bitch in him…
That’s a lot of bitch.
That’s a lot of bitch.
Shooting CEOs in broad day?!?
December 4, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Shooting CEOs in broad day?!?
Another Wednesday.
A cold ass Wednesday.
A cold ass Wednesday.
December 4, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Another Wednesday.
A cold ass Wednesday.
A cold ass Wednesday.
One day I’m a stop listening to GNX but it won’t be any time soon
December 4, 2024 at 5:24 AM
One day I’m a stop listening to GNX but it won’t be any time soon
I hoop, for real.
December 4, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I hoop, for real.
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY…
That’s my bitch.
That’s my bitch.
December 2, 2024 at 6:48 PM
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY…
That’s my bitch.
That’s my bitch.
I like my Mac touching yams
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I like my Mac touching yams
Just saw shorty walking to school with one shoulder exposed…
Dawg it’s 24 degrees outside.
Dawg it’s 24 degrees outside.
December 2, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Just saw shorty walking to school with one shoulder exposed…
Dawg it’s 24 degrees outside.
Dawg it’s 24 degrees outside.
I don’t let ANYONE play in my face
December 2, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I don’t let ANYONE play in my face
Boys you’re the peanut butter.
Ladies you’re the jelly.
LETS MAKE SOME SAMMICHES!!
Ladies you’re the jelly.
LETS MAKE SOME SAMMICHES!!
November 30, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Boys you’re the peanut butter.
Ladies you’re the jelly.
LETS MAKE SOME SAMMICHES!!
Ladies you’re the jelly.
LETS MAKE SOME SAMMICHES!!
Don’t put your life in these weird niggas hands baby
November 29, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Don’t put your life in these weird niggas hands baby
Tomorrow finna be a great day. I can tell.
November 29, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Tomorrow finna be a great day. I can tell.
Shout out to my Washington Heights Dominican shorty
November 27, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Shout out to my Washington Heights Dominican shorty
Don’t let nobody put smut up on your name!
November 27, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Don’t let nobody put smut up on your name!
Reposted by Chris P. Bacon
Siri play “Not Like Us” by Kendrick Lamar
November 26, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Siri play “Not Like Us” by Kendrick Lamar