Jeremiah Murphy
mrjeremiahmurphy.bsky.social
Jeremiah Murphy
@mrjeremiahmurphy.bsky.social
I write, I draw, I disappoint my cat here in Washington D.C.
When the weather forecast uses the word “plummet,” it’s not great.
February 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I saw a Cybertruck downtown. I'm going to crunch some numbers, then I'm going to the bank, and I'm going to get a loan, and I'm going to egg it.
February 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
(4/4) It's sad when anyone dies, I get it, but people who aren't millionaires or great actors are dying in droves because of executive orders signed in the past month, and they're more than happy to do it while we're worrying about something else. This will continue until we do something about it.
February 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
(3/4) I don't know the guy. I don't know anybody who knows him. He could be the coolest dude. He could be an abusive monster. We don't know. All we know is that he was a phenomenal actor and a millionaire, which puts him about as far away from my sphere of influence as you can get.
February 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
(2/4) Yes, Gene Hackman and his wife are dead. Yes, they were in separate rooms. Yes, Hackman is a really good actor. So what? Seriously, so what? How does this impact me in any way?
February 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
(1/4) I have been in a foul mood today, which might be the reason why the news aggregates I don't want whenever I open a browser, and the news alert I didn't ask for in my email, and social media in general, are getting to me today because they only want to talk about one thing.
February 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I just flung (by accident) an open can of cat food onto my stove. How’s your day going?
February 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I have spent more time thinking about borscht this weekend than the previous combined forty-eight years and nine months.
February 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
When they make me show-runner of Doctor Who, I will cast Indira Varma in the title role.
February 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I remembered just now that the first and only time I watched Reefer Madness was with withh my parents.
January 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My cat likes to play because he thinks I need exercise and stimulation.
January 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Trying to get the eyes right.
January 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
There's a smoking ban in our building, and my stairwell smells like pot. I feel like that person is SO CLOSE to understanding.
January 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I don't know if this makes anyone feel better, but buckets of snow are coming down, and it's going to be about 10 degrees during the inauguration.
January 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
In which I forget what was going on this weekend in Washington D.C.
Art Failure
It’s been really cold here lately (Colorado people, shut up), and I’ve been working from home so I don’t have to walk a mile to my Metro stop through some Jack London nightmarescape with tundra tem…
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January 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Felt like drawing Union Station
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Has anyone been in a Tesla? I ask because I hate their door handles. I hate them so much.
January 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It's legal on DC, but that doesn't make it any easier.
January 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I didn't like Twitter, but I'm taking a chance here.
January 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM