Juanito
@mrjuanitoveloz.bsky.social
It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me.
Rage baiting people by replying “That’s AI I don’t believe it” to anything they tell me.
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Rage baiting people by replying “That’s AI I don’t believe it” to anything they tell me.
Anesthesia is a hell of a drug.
January 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Anesthesia is a hell of a drug.
Have you tried not being liked? -me working on my boundaries and putting myself first
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Have you tried not being liked? -me working on my boundaries and putting myself first
Forty-three years ago today I immigrated to the US. I was three years old. This country is the only home I remember. And it saddens me deeply what is happening to it.
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Forty-three years ago today I immigrated to the US. I was three years old. This country is the only home I remember. And it saddens me deeply what is happening to it.
From now on, every time someone tells me their age, will react with a 'DAMN!' , in the style of Kevin Hart to Don Cheadle
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
From now on, every time someone tells me their age, will react with a 'DAMN!' , in the style of Kevin Hart to Don Cheadle
How about a drama where they don’t resolve their issues by the end of the movie
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
How about a drama where they don’t resolve their issues by the end of the movie
Am I allowed to complain about 8AM meetings if I work from home?
January 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Am I allowed to complain about 8AM meetings if I work from home?
I wouldn’t say that it was “The best horror movie of the year” but it was decent. I enjoyed it and there were some creepy scenes and ending was interesting 🤨
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I wouldn’t say that it was “The best horror movie of the year” but it was decent. I enjoyed it and there were some creepy scenes and ending was interesting 🤨
Generational trauma is a bitch.
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Generational trauma is a bitch.
Great adaptation of the short story. I enjoyed it. ☺️
December 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Great adaptation of the short story. I enjoyed it. ☺️
No. When it began all over again, it lost me.
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
No. When it began all over again, it lost me.
I enjoyed it, up until the awkward misleading interaction with the wife at the end.
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I enjoyed it, up until the awkward misleading interaction with the wife at the end.
As the meeting organizer, are you ever tempted to cancel a meeting simply because you’re tired?
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
As the meeting organizer, are you ever tempted to cancel a meeting simply because you’re tired?
I never forgot about the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2.
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I never forgot about the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2.
I’m drinking brown liquor come out and stop me!!
a young boy is sitting on a couch eating a bowl of crunch shorts .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch eating a bowl of crunch shorts .
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December 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m drinking brown liquor come out and stop me!!
It was a brown liquor 🥃 type of day ☹️
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It was a brown liquor 🥃 type of day ☹️
Is there a term for shaming someone for not having seen a popular movie or show? Pop culture shaming? 😆
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Is there a term for shaming someone for not having seen a popular movie or show? Pop culture shaming? 😆
My new hobby is finding the most boring shit on TikTok and forwarding it to my friends.
December 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My new hobby is finding the most boring shit on TikTok and forwarding it to my friends.
Pennywise the Clown but instead of eating you, he turns off the bathroom lights while your pooping or showering.
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Pennywise the Clown but instead of eating you, he turns off the bathroom lights while your pooping or showering.
Me on the toilet when I forget my phone.
December 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Me on the toilet when I forget my phone.
I can watch apocalyptic, zombies, horror, gore and then sleep like a baby. But I cannot watch Euphoria without getting nightmares. The show seriously disturbs me. I want to forget I ever watched it.
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I can watch apocalyptic, zombies, horror, gore and then sleep like a baby. But I cannot watch Euphoria without getting nightmares. The show seriously disturbs me. I want to forget I ever watched it.
This is why I don't answer calls from numbers I don't recognize. -me, every time I answer a call from a number I don't recognize
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is why I don't answer calls from numbers I don't recognize. -me, every time I answer a call from a number I don't recognize
Made Peruvian green pasta (tallarines verdes)
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Made Peruvian green pasta (tallarines verdes)
Hagamos que choquen nuestras copas, por habernos encontrado.
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hagamos que choquen nuestras copas, por habernos encontrado.