@mrkag.bsky.social
Finally open after how many years?
January 23, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Finally open after how many years?
Try for a job at Old Trafford. Will probably be your turn soon enough.
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Try for a job at Old Trafford. Will probably be your turn soon enough.
Have old voice mails from my mum. Treasure them.
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Have old voice mails from my mum. Treasure them.
Probably the funniest film ever and definitely the best chase.
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Probably the funniest film ever and definitely the best chase.
Loved the show last night. Glad you dealt with the pre-show nerves. 🚽🧻☺️
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Loved the show last night. Glad you dealt with the pre-show nerves. 🚽🧻☺️
Led Zeppelin’s label. Part of Atlantic I think?
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Led Zeppelin’s label. Part of Atlantic I think?
At least he’s building you a new ballroom Melania.
October 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
At least he’s building you a new ballroom Melania.
Just wait until you come to the Stables. 😉
October 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just wait until you come to the Stables. 😉
Have fresh eggs from my hens every day and they are awesome. A fried egg on a steak is god level food.
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Have fresh eggs from my hens every day and they are awesome. A fried egg on a steak is god level food.
Never mind Boris. At least your last house looked nice after the makeover.
August 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Never mind Boris. At least your last house looked nice after the makeover.
He’s not prime minister anymore either.
August 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
He’s not prime minister anymore either.
My ex took me to the hospital for my follow up. On my birthday. Quietest 25 minutes of our marriage.
June 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My ex took me to the hospital for my follow up. On my birthday. Quietest 25 minutes of our marriage.
Grease. Shares that milkshake with Sandy I think.
May 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Grease. Shares that milkshake with Sandy I think.
Already got my tickets for the Stables. 👍
April 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Already got my tickets for the Stables. 👍
Excellent work sir. What spreadsheets were invented for.
April 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Excellent work sir. What spreadsheets were invented for.
The perfect noir. Has everything.
March 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The perfect noir. Has everything.
Which bit is true? Margo killing JFK or Brand being a nob again?
March 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Which bit is true? Margo killing JFK or Brand being a nob again?
Bottle Rocket. Very understated and extremely funny.
February 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Bottle Rocket. Very understated and extremely funny.
Looks fascinating. Out in the UK next week. Congratulations.
February 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Looks fascinating. Out in the UK next week. Congratulations.
And butter sauce.
February 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
And butter sauce.
Bitches. To give the full version. 👍
February 5, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Bitches. To give the full version. 👍