If I won the lottery I wouldnt tell anyone but there would be signs
*me holding a sign that says 'i won da lotto dont tell anyone'*
*me holding a sign that says 'i won da lotto dont tell anyone'*
April 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If I won the lottery I wouldnt tell anyone but there would be signs
*me holding a sign that says 'i won da lotto dont tell anyone'*
*me holding a sign that says 'i won da lotto dont tell anyone'*
Sounding like a broken record is right twice a day
December 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Sounding like a broken record is right twice a day
I wanna open an open faced sandwich shop called Sub Dude, with the tagline "Buried in Toppings"
November 21, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I wanna open an open faced sandwich shop called Sub Dude, with the tagline "Buried in Toppings"
If you spell it 'rong' and someone says "you spelled that wrong" you can be like 'yeah'
August 28, 2024 at 3:32 PM
If you spell it 'rong' and someone says "you spelled that wrong" you can be like 'yeah'
I think it's pretty wild that '&' is short for 'and' but 'and' is short for ampersand 📝
July 31, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I think it's pretty wild that '&' is short for 'and' but 'and' is short for ampersand 📝
When the moon hits your eye
You got a big fuckin eye
Thats eyenormous
You got a big fuckin eye
Thats eyenormous
January 4, 2024 at 9:52 PM
When the moon hits your eye
You got a big fuckin eye
Thats eyenormous
You got a big fuckin eye
Thats eyenormous
Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see if the genie will still give you your other two wishes
December 4, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see if the genie will still give you your other two wishes
one in the hand is beating around the bush
November 15, 2023 at 2:27 PM
one in the hand is beating around the bush
dress for the job you want and you'll never work a day in your life
October 31, 2023 at 1:13 AM
dress for the job you want and you'll never work a day in your life
Well begun is half done
October 23, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Well begun is half done
let the chips fall as they may
October 5, 2023 at 1:22 AM
let the chips fall as they may