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Mr. Kyle
@mrkyle.bsky.social
idioms for idiots
If I won the lottery I wouldnt tell anyone but there would be signs
*me holding a sign that says 'i won da lotto dont tell anyone'*
April 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Sounding like a broken record is right twice a day
December 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I wanna open an open faced sandwich shop called Sub Dude, with the tagline "Buried in Toppings"
November 21, 2024 at 9:52 PM
If you spell it 'rong' and someone says "you spelled that wrong" you can be like 'yeah'
August 28, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I think it's pretty wild that '&' is short for 'and' but 'and' is short for ampersand 📝
July 31, 2024 at 8:12 PM
When the moon hits your eye
You got a big fuckin eye
Thats eyenormous
January 4, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see if the genie will still give you your other two wishes
December 4, 2023 at 6:54 PM
one in the hand is beating around the bush
November 15, 2023 at 2:27 PM
dress for the job you want and you'll never work a day in your life
October 31, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Well begun is half done
October 23, 2023 at 9:25 PM
let the chips fall as they may
October 5, 2023 at 1:22 AM
"be that as it may"
September 20, 2023 at 5:50 PM