Luke Nyland
@mrllamatastic.bsky.social
Reader and writer of things. Former GW retail goblin, current wage slave. Fan of diminutive bearded folk on square bases. Responds to 'hey you'. Achievement Unlocked: posted the first Dwarfs on the platform.
So Netflix are purchasing Warner Bros right as they're making a Harry Potter show? Calling it now:
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So Netflix are purchasing Warner Bros right as they're making a Harry Potter show? Calling it now:
I have pleased the owl. His bloodlust is sated..... for now.
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I have pleased the owl. His bloodlust is sated..... for now.
In my infirmity, I'm spending a lot of time sitting and staring Rear Window-style out at the world recently.
There's a cat across the street who often sits in the window and observes the goings-on of the neighbourhood.
... I've taken to calling him Inspector Khajiit.
Please. Send help.
There's a cat across the street who often sits in the window and observes the goings-on of the neighbourhood.
... I've taken to calling him Inspector Khajiit.
Please. Send help.
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
In my infirmity, I'm spending a lot of time sitting and staring Rear Window-style out at the world recently.
There's a cat across the street who often sits in the window and observes the goings-on of the neighbourhood.
... I've taken to calling him Inspector Khajiit.
Please. Send help.
There's a cat across the street who often sits in the window and observes the goings-on of the neighbourhood.
... I've taken to calling him Inspector Khajiit.
Please. Send help.
"Dermatologists HATE these Screamers of Tzeentch! Click here for their smooth skin secret"
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
"Dermatologists HATE these Screamers of Tzeentch! Click here for their smooth skin secret"
When the algorithm notices you can understand other languages it can advertize/promote in:
October 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When the algorithm notices you can understand other languages it can advertize/promote in:
Y'know when you're checking out on Amazon and they try wringing every penny they can from you by saying "don't forget this" or "maybe you'd like this too?" Well the bastards got me...
September 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Y'know when you're checking out on Amazon and they try wringing every penny they can from you by saying "don't forget this" or "maybe you'd like this too?" Well the bastards got me...
Just taking a lustful look at this beauty before my time off next week. If you read about a guy in his underpants walking down a busy highway and sobbing incoherently, that'll be because I wasn't left alone to build my Land Raider.
September 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Just taking a lustful look at this beauty before my time off next week. If you read about a guy in his underpants walking down a busy highway and sobbing incoherently, that'll be because I wasn't left alone to build my Land Raider.
"Realspace Raiders" or "Real Space Raiders", know the difference before you press the Buy button.
September 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"Realspace Raiders" or "Real Space Raiders", know the difference before you press the Buy button.
I have more Warlocks than I can even field in most games, and they're not even as good as they once were... so naturally I still got some on the Made to Order 😅 Love me some space wizards!
www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/a...
www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/a...
September 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I have more Warlocks than I can even field in most games, and they're not even as good as they once were... so naturally I still got some on the Made to Order 😅 Love me some space wizards!
www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/a...
www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/a...
Spotted while driving to Norwich today
August 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Spotted while driving to Norwich today
I was in Hamburg last week and, as I try to do wherever I end up, visited the local Warahmmer store to get a li'l something. My side quest for myself is to get something that will remind me of the place, so I'd ordered a dwarf with a HAMmer for store collection ahead of time.
August 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I was in Hamburg last week and, as I try to do wherever I end up, visited the local Warahmmer store to get a li'l something. My side quest for myself is to get something that will remind me of the place, so I'd ordered a dwarf with a HAMmer for store collection ahead of time.
"Has this account been hacked...? It's churning through Remote Raid Passes and they're all on Trubbish...?"
Me:
Me:
August 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"Has this account been hacked...? It's churning through Remote Raid Passes and they're all on Trubbish...?"
Me:
Me:
I thought that Dynamax Trubbish would ONLY spawn after 6pm! Now I'm stuck working all day knowing I could be out there Trubbishing instead!!!! Makes my soul ache.
August 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I thought that Dynamax Trubbish would ONLY spawn after 6pm! Now I'm stuck working all day knowing I could be out there Trubbishing instead!!!! Makes my soul ache.
If you see this, post a ghost
August 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If you see this, post a ghost
And I've gotta take this thing on planes... there might be a limit on how poiderful it can be...?
July 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
And I've gotta take this thing on planes... there might be a limit on how poiderful it can be...?
Shopping for a replacement electric razor as current one got cracked during travel. I like the look of this new one, but not sure it'll do as good a job on my sidebums
July 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Shopping for a replacement electric razor as current one got cracked during travel. I like the look of this new one, but not sure it'll do as good a job on my sidebums
I have no trouble getting Trubbish candies 😀
July 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I have no trouble getting Trubbish candies 😀
I am going to be VERY busy on the evening of Monday Aug 11th
July 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I am going to be VERY busy on the evening of Monday Aug 11th
"Even in death, I still serve"
July 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"Even in death, I still serve"
"... and wait for all this to blow over."
July 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"... and wait for all this to blow over."
Them: "it's really toxic over there"
You:
You:
July 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Them: "it's really toxic over there"
You:
You:
Oi ladz, I fink I'z found where ta fix me gob!
July 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Oi ladz, I fink I'z found where ta fix me gob!
Bring back the animal- and plant-shaped ones. No more "dude in a suit".
July 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Bring back the animal- and plant-shaped ones. No more "dude in a suit".