The Vanilla Gorilla
@mrmayhem7514.bsky.social
Some motherfuckers still trying to ice skate uphill.
ND Football, Philadelphia Union, Flyers, Brentford Bees and Umphrey’s.
Older Than Joel. \mm/
ND Football, Philadelphia Union, Flyers, Brentford Bees and Umphrey’s.
Older Than Joel. \mm/
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social ‘s Gold please:
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social ‘s Gold please:
None if this will matter before long.
Next year if ranked 11 or higher ND is AUTOMATICALLY in the cfp no matter the circumstances.
Next year if ranked 11 or higher ND is AUTOMATICALLY in the cfp no matter the circumstances.
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
None if this will matter before long.
Next year if ranked 11 or higher ND is AUTOMATICALLY in the cfp no matter the circumstances.
Next year if ranked 11 or higher ND is AUTOMATICALLY in the cfp no matter the circumstances.
I hope everyone on the committee gets a painful cancer of the aids of the ass.
Get bama’s dick out of your mouth.
Get bama’s dick out of your mouth.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I hope everyone on the committee gets a painful cancer of the aids of the ass.
Get bama’s dick out of your mouth.
Get bama’s dick out of your mouth.
If you don’t count bama losing a conference championship - QUIT COMPLAINING ABOUT ND NOT BEING IN A CONFERENCE.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you don’t count bama losing a conference championship - QUIT COMPLAINING ABOUT ND NOT BEING IN A CONFERENCE.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Apparently, I was so high a few days ago that I bought a recliner on Amazon
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Apparently, I was so high a few days ago that I bought a recliner on Amazon
I think i just experienced ego death.
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I think i just experienced ego death.
My daughter has decided to go vegetarian, which pretty much makes me vegetarian
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My daughter has decided to go vegetarian, which pretty much makes me vegetarian
My Spotify age. Why?
Probably from listening to @goldlikejoel.bsky.social and getting lumped in with his homies at the retirement home
Probably from listening to @goldlikejoel.bsky.social and getting lumped in with his homies at the retirement home
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My Spotify age. Why?
Probably from listening to @goldlikejoel.bsky.social and getting lumped in with his homies at the retirement home
Probably from listening to @goldlikejoel.bsky.social and getting lumped in with his homies at the retirement home
Lots of bands are announcing spring and summer tours @goldlikejoel.bsky.social
If other bands jumped off a bridge WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?
If other bands jumped off a bridge WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?
a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building at night and says `` i 'll be waiting '' .
ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building at night and says `` i 'll be waiting '' .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Lots of bands are announcing spring and summer tours @goldlikejoel.bsky.social
If other bands jumped off a bridge WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?
If other bands jumped off a bridge WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?
Crazy how nobody is talking about Brian Kelly for any if these job openings
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Crazy how nobody is talking about Brian Kelly for any if these job openings
TB slander will nit be tolerated.
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
TB slander will nit be tolerated.
It’s certainly cold In The Kitchen tonight huh @umphreys.com ?
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It’s certainly cold In The Kitchen tonight huh @umphreys.com ?
To be honest, the best CFB story this year was Kent State winning 5 games.
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
To be honest, the best CFB story this year was Kent State winning 5 games.
Gambling and NIL has ruined college football.
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Gambling and NIL has ruined college football.
Apparently O$U can false start with impunity.
That’s THREE that haven’t been called.
That’s THREE that haven’t been called.
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Apparently O$U can false start with impunity.
That’s THREE that haven’t been called.
That’s THREE that haven’t been called.
TELL ME THE REFS DONT HAVE MONEY ON THIS GAME.
GTFOH.
GTFOH.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
TELL ME THE REFS DONT HAVE MONEY ON THIS GAME.
GTFOH.
GTFOH.
If I’m lean Kiffin, at my introductory pep rally at LSU, I come out and I say “Meee n mah FAMOLEEEE….”
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If I’m lean Kiffin, at my introductory pep rally at LSU, I come out and I say “Meee n mah FAMOLEEEE….”
Just saw a couple at the airport wearing SC gear head to toe.
Gave them a “Go Irish” as they went by.
Gave them a “Go Irish” as they went by.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just saw a couple at the airport wearing SC gear head to toe.
Gave them a “Go Irish” as they went by.
Gave them a “Go Irish” as they went by.
Laney Wilson - not talented enough or hot enough to do pop music, so she wears a cowboy hat and uses a Brian Kelly accent.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Laney Wilson - not talented enough or hot enough to do pop music, so she wears a cowboy hat and uses a Brian Kelly accent.
Y’all wanna see a dead body?
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Y’all wanna see a dead body?