Mike Shea
@mrmikeshea.bsky.social
Comedian. Podcaster. Metalhead. Cat dad. Batman enthusiast. PBS advocate.
Every website & app in the world is updating their UI every three months and Dropbox is just out here like “nah stay mad”
December 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Every website & app in the world is updating their UI every three months and Dropbox is just out here like “nah stay mad”
I’m running a space heater, a humidifier, and an air purifier.
I’m stoned the majority of my waking hours.
I sleep with a C-PAP.
My sinuses have no fucking idea what I’m doing anymore.
I’m stoned the majority of my waking hours.
I sleep with a C-PAP.
My sinuses have no fucking idea what I’m doing anymore.
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m running a space heater, a humidifier, and an air purifier.
I’m stoned the majority of my waking hours.
I sleep with a C-PAP.
My sinuses have no fucking idea what I’m doing anymore.
I’m stoned the majority of my waking hours.
I sleep with a C-PAP.
My sinuses have no fucking idea what I’m doing anymore.
Next year I’m gonna spend April Fool’s Day in a stroke ward making toast.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Next year I’m gonna spend April Fool’s Day in a stroke ward making toast.
Working in one city while living in the suburb up the road can fuck you in so many ways.
I swear the whole Ohio city income tax system feels like a group project where every city wrote their part on a different napkin at Applebee’s.
I swear the whole Ohio city income tax system feels like a group project where every city wrote their part on a different napkin at Applebee’s.
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Working in one city while living in the suburb up the road can fuck you in so many ways.
I swear the whole Ohio city income tax system feels like a group project where every city wrote their part on a different napkin at Applebee’s.
I swear the whole Ohio city income tax system feels like a group project where every city wrote their part on a different napkin at Applebee’s.
It’s not actually 60 Minutes when you factor in commercial time.
Even his own propaganda comes up predictably short.
Even his own propaganda comes up predictably short.
November 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It’s not actually 60 Minutes when you factor in commercial time.
Even his own propaganda comes up predictably short.
Even his own propaganda comes up predictably short.
EriKa KirK has become the Danaerys Targaryen of MAGA
Meaning that Charlie is Drogo and JD is Jon Snow
So them f*cking makes a lot more sense if they wind up being secretly related.
Meaning that Charlie is Drogo and JD is Jon Snow
So them f*cking makes a lot more sense if they wind up being secretly related.
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
EriKa KirK has become the Danaerys Targaryen of MAGA
Meaning that Charlie is Drogo and JD is Jon Snow
So them f*cking makes a lot more sense if they wind up being secretly related.
Meaning that Charlie is Drogo and JD is Jon Snow
So them f*cking makes a lot more sense if they wind up being secretly related.
Just announced:
Turning Point USA Halftime Show to be headlined by Drake
Turning Point USA Halftime Show to be headlined by Drake
October 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Just announced:
Turning Point USA Halftime Show to be headlined by Drake
Turning Point USA Halftime Show to be headlined by Drake
Pam Bondi has Trump’s hand so far up her ass he’s grabbing her by the mouth pussy.
October 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Pam Bondi has Trump’s hand so far up her ass he’s grabbing her by the mouth pussy.
Dear Evandale, OH
🖕🏻
Sincerely,
Everyone
🖕🏻
Sincerely,
Everyone
October 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Dear Evandale, OH
🖕🏻
Sincerely,
Everyone
🖕🏻
Sincerely,
Everyone
“Let’s stop attacking pedophiles.”
-Ted Cruz, 2025
-Ted Cruz, 2025
October 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
“Let’s stop attacking pedophiles.”
-Ted Cruz, 2025
-Ted Cruz, 2025
Trump says the money he gets from YouTube is gonna pay for the new ballroom.
Google is now a sponsor of Trump’s Balls.
Google is now a sponsor of Trump’s Balls.
September 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Trump says the money he gets from YouTube is gonna pay for the new ballroom.
Google is now a sponsor of Trump’s Balls.
Google is now a sponsor of Trump’s Balls.
Restaurants will cry that business is slow and then charge $17 for a salad.
September 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Restaurants will cry that business is slow and then charge $17 for a salad.
Folks will call the NFL woke, say they “won’t watch” the half time show, but will spend 12 hours watching a football game while consuming all their sponsors.
So, yes, I 100% understand why they voted for Trump twice.
So, yes, I 100% understand why they voted for Trump twice.
September 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Folks will call the NFL woke, say they “won’t watch” the half time show, but will spend 12 hours watching a football game while consuming all their sponsors.
So, yes, I 100% understand why they voted for Trump twice.
So, yes, I 100% understand why they voted for Trump twice.
I both wish it was a metal band playing the halftime show AND look forward to the dudebro meltdowns happening online.
It’s called being “bipartisan”.
It’s called being “bipartisan”.
September 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I both wish it was a metal band playing the halftime show AND look forward to the dudebro meltdowns happening online.
It’s called being “bipartisan”.
It’s called being “bipartisan”.
My reaction to finding out my girlfriend is a Browns fan was the same one she had when I told her I’m a comedian:
“Oh. Neat. Good for you. That takes a lot of courage, I could never. Putting yourself out there like that, week after week…”
“Oh. Neat. Good for you. That takes a lot of courage, I could never. Putting yourself out there like that, week after week…”
September 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My reaction to finding out my girlfriend is a Browns fan was the same one she had when I told her I’m a comedian:
“Oh. Neat. Good for you. That takes a lot of courage, I could never. Putting yourself out there like that, week after week…”
“Oh. Neat. Good for you. That takes a lot of courage, I could never. Putting yourself out there like that, week after week…”
I’m not lazy, I just aggressively respect the concept of rest.
September 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m not lazy, I just aggressively respect the concept of rest.
Not Disney announcing a new Prep & Landing so that the kids will whine enough to get their parents to sign up for Disney+ again 😂😂😂
September 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Not Disney announcing a new Prep & Landing so that the kids will whine enough to get their parents to sign up for Disney+ again 😂😂😂
Casual reminder that Joe Rogan took over for Jimmy Kimmel as host of The Man Show 🤷🏻♂️
September 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Casual reminder that Joe Rogan took over for Jimmy Kimmel as host of The Man Show 🤷🏻♂️
My toxic trait is that I will say I have no time to watch anything new but I’ll spend hours watching Hell’s Kitchen clips on YouTube.
September 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My toxic trait is that I will say I have no time to watch anything new but I’ll spend hours watching Hell’s Kitchen clips on YouTube.
Quoting a podcaster verbatim will get you fired but giving props to Hitler will get you elected president.
September 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Quoting a podcaster verbatim will get you fired but giving props to Hitler will get you elected president.
MAGA: “I emailed your job about your Charlie Kirk posts!”
Me: “I know, those emails go to MY inbox.”
Me: “I know, those emails go to MY inbox.”
September 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
MAGA: “I emailed your job about your Charlie Kirk posts!”
Me: “I know, those emails go to MY inbox.”
Me: “I know, those emails go to MY inbox.”
Putin & Xi talking about buying younger organs like they’re about to write a check to Paul Sorvino.
If you get that joke, fist bump 👊🏻
If you get that joke, fist bump 👊🏻
September 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Putin & Xi talking about buying younger organs like they’re about to write a check to Paul Sorvino.
If you get that joke, fist bump 👊🏻
If you get that joke, fist bump 👊🏻
She makes me so fucking happy
September 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
She makes me so fucking happy
Reposted by Mike Shea
September 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Local bicycle mechanic mad at famous women for marrying each other. More on this story at 6.
September 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Local bicycle mechanic mad at famous women for marrying each other. More on this story at 6.