Patrick
mroiznor.bsky.social
Patrick
@mroiznor.bsky.social
Obligatory...
January 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
This looks like a rejected idea for one of Tim Allen's "Tool Time" segments...
January 14, 2026 at 10:56 AM
What the heck is going on in San Francisco? The Aiyuk stuff is quite the debacle...
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Who's your "Guy I Need On My Fantasy Team" this year? Doesn't have to be a high pick, maybe a late round flier that you have a feeling about.
August 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Good. My initial fear was the former, and dwindling interest might lead to the end of the series. Which would be devastating.
August 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Not sure if this qualifies, but it feels like you've taken WYTS entries way longer this year than in years past. Is the overall response lower than previous years, or since you're working with other people to write them there's a bit more time to read submissions?
August 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Follow up - it seems like these "scandals" in the other leagues get a day of coverage and it's forgotten. Would an NFL investigation go the same way, or would the league's size and clout lead to more or less coverage (and possible regulation changes)?
July 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
What's the NFL player prop bet "oddity" that leads to the first NFL scandal? Feels like this might be tougher to track than the MLB pitcher who obviously spiked a couple pitches on purpose. Maybe a running back taking a dive to meet a particular yardage prop?
July 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
How early is too early to have a fantasy football draft? A buddy of mine is in a league that drafted last weekend and that just feels way too soon. I think the sweet spot is the last week of August.
July 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Has fantasy football (and the industrial complex that comes with it) been a net good for football fandom? Or has it devalued the holistic game in favour of individual player performance?
June 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
(put another way, how can I convince students that the writing I ask them to do is worthwhile?)
January 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
How did writing in high school (literary essays, research papers, etc) prepare you for a writing career?
January 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Who's your first defensive pick?
December 28, 2024 at 12:45 PM
If you're starting a franchise right now and all current players are available, who are the first two picks? Who are you building your offense and defense around?
December 28, 2024 at 12:43 PM
If Trump gets his wish and Canada becomes the next state, does that improve our chances of getting an NFL team?
December 21, 2024 at 3:38 PM
How much of a difference will Amari Cooper make in Buffalo? His talent was absolutely wasted with Cleveland. Bigger impact than Prime Diggs?
October 20, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Early season MVP pick?
October 2, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Not sure if this qualifies, but the WYTS fan entries seem to be less than past years. Are you getting fewer entries, or choosing to run less to keep the blogs shorter?
August 18, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Who's getting the excessive star treatment in the "Fire This Asshole" section of the Jambaroo? (In layman's terms, who's getting fired first? The Beav?)
August 18, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Now that Christian McCaffrey has the new contract and the Madden cover, how long until his knee spontaneously combusts and the 49ers season is toast?
June 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I was afraid you'd say that...
April 20, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Who's your way-to-early pick for MVP next season?
April 20, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Are you attempting to cut out sugar entirely? Or just minimizing your intake? As you mentioned in the post, the reality that it's literally everywhere makes me feel hopeless at the thought of my own need to try to cut it off completely...
February 29, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Can the Niners make another run to the Super Bowl next year only to once again blow it in the clutch? Or did they just waste their best chance?
February 22, 2024 at 12:28 AM