Paul White
@mrpaulwhite.bsky.social
Nothing will beat the London 2012 parade. Athletes walking in to music by Underworld, Chemical Brothers, Bowie. The Queen looking bored.
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Nothing will beat the London 2012 parade. Athletes walking in to music by Underworld, Chemical Brothers, Bowie. The Queen looking bored.
Better than a boat on the Seine in the pissin rain
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Better than a boat on the Seine in the pissin rain
it's like the right wing version of how communism never worked because it wasn't the proper communism.
January 30, 2026 at 10:32 PM
it's like the right wing version of how communism never worked because it wasn't the proper communism.
I hope you get food poisoning from the cabinets you left open the day before to pick your frozen lasagne. Cunt.
January 25, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I hope you get food poisoning from the cabinets you left open the day before to pick your frozen lasagne. Cunt.
Can't beat a Mother's Pride plain loaf
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Can't beat a Mother's Pride plain loaf
I've never seen any of them and have no interest in watching them but obviously a lot of people do. Let them enjoy the movies.
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I've never seen any of them and have no interest in watching them but obviously a lot of people do. Let them enjoy the movies.
Skin don't shrink from a 20 stone weight loss. I'd rather lose the foot.
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Skin don't shrink from a 20 stone weight loss. I'd rather lose the foot.
Thankfully we’re in a part of Europe where this might end come midnight
May 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Thankfully we’re in a part of Europe where this might end come midnight
I’m old enough to remember this was all over by 10pm. It takes forever to get a result now
May 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’m old enough to remember this was all over by 10pm. It takes forever to get a result now
On the Eiffel Tower in the pissin rain
May 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
On the Eiffel Tower in the pissin rain
Why does a movie aimed at pre-teen girls upset so many post teen males? I can take a guess but what I don't know is how does Gal Gadot get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? One hit movie from five years ago and suddenly she's Bette fucking Davis?
March 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Why does a movie aimed at pre-teen girls upset so many post teen males? I can take a guess but what I don't know is how does Gal Gadot get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? One hit movie from five years ago and suddenly she's Bette fucking Davis?
Mick Robertson had the better hair
March 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Mick Robertson had the better hair
A song that name checks Arja Saijonmaa gets my douze points!
March 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A song that name checks Arja Saijonmaa gets my douze points!
How does GB News spin that headline?
March 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
How does GB News spin that headline?
Grim but great TV
February 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Grim but great TV
How will Starmer react? Absolute fucking silence!
February 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
How will Starmer react? Absolute fucking silence!
It seems he really can't read a room
February 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It seems he really can't read a room
Where the hell's the backbone in the man? What a disgrace.
February 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Where the hell's the backbone in the man? What a disgrace.
Blofeld beats Bond at last
February 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Blofeld beats Bond at last
I work in retail. From 27th December 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I work in retail. From 27th December 😂
It’s so easy to go down the rabbit hole of Parky interviews on YouTube. Much prefer the 70s stuff but maybe that’s my age
January 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It’s so easy to go down the rabbit hole of Parky interviews on YouTube. Much prefer the 70s stuff but maybe that’s my age