Peregrine
@mrperegrine.bsky.social
I’m trying to live forever. So far, so good.
"THE SALT IT DOES NOTHING." - Plow
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"THE SALT IT DOES NOTHING." - Plow
If you still have it lying around, you should totally bring back the “TOLDYA!” graphic from FilmDrunk for Nuzzi.
December 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If you still have it lying around, you should totally bring back the “TOLDYA!” graphic from FilmDrunk for Nuzzi.
I went 13 minutes at 350 in the oven, and to be honest, they came out a touch crispier than I prefer (they’re definitely not rocks, though). If your oven’s halfway decent, I’d go no longer than 12 minutes or maybe even 11.
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I went 13 minutes at 350 in the oven, and to be honest, they came out a touch crispier than I prefer (they’re definitely not rocks, though). If your oven’s halfway decent, I’d go no longer than 12 minutes or maybe even 11.
I don’t have a question, but I just wanted to say thanks for the bangin’ cookie recipe on Defector.
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I don’t have a question, but I just wanted to say thanks for the bangin’ cookie recipe on Defector.
Wonderful Christmas time is proof positive that Mark David Chapman shot the wrong Beatle.
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Wonderful Christmas time is proof positive that Mark David Chapman shot the wrong Beatle.
I'm reminded of that short video Scott Seiss did a while back on AI replacing do-nothing CEOs. He also correctly asserted that you didn't even need AI; just take a Fisher Price tape recorder and fill it with a bunch of bad ideas.
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm reminded of that short video Scott Seiss did a while back on AI replacing do-nothing CEOs. He also correctly asserted that you didn't even need AI; just take a Fisher Price tape recorder and fill it with a bunch of bad ideas.
They remind me quite a bit of the Falcons color rush uniforms, and I fucking loved those wacky-ass uniforms.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
They remind me quite a bit of the Falcons color rush uniforms, and I fucking loved those wacky-ass uniforms.
“Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical LGBTQ ceremony.”
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
“Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical LGBTQ ceremony.”
Wheel, snipe, celly.
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Wheel, snipe, celly.
As a Falcons fan, rude? Shit, I think that’s the nicest thing I’ve read about them all season.
Also, Penix has a solid arm, but dude needs to stop taking IG penalties every time a rushing defender enters a neighboring area code. Time will tell if he grows out of that.
Also, Penix has a solid arm, but dude needs to stop taking IG penalties every time a rushing defender enters a neighboring area code. Time will tell if he grows out of that.
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
As a Falcons fan, rude? Shit, I think that’s the nicest thing I’ve read about them all season.
Also, Penix has a solid arm, but dude needs to stop taking IG penalties every time a rushing defender enters a neighboring area code. Time will tell if he grows out of that.
Also, Penix has a solid arm, but dude needs to stop taking IG penalties every time a rushing defender enters a neighboring area code. Time will tell if he grows out of that.
Former Hershey's lab assistant here and I can confirm all of this. Rolo paste, in particular, is fucking trash. Pretty much everyone else who did sensory work there felt the exact same way.
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Former Hershey's lab assistant here and I can confirm all of this. Rolo paste, in particular, is fucking trash. Pretty much everyone else who did sensory work there felt the exact same way.
Yep. Anything in my house that connects to the internet that isn’t my phone, desktop computer, or - regrettably - my TV is getting smashed with a sledgehammer.
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Yep. Anything in my house that connects to the internet that isn’t my phone, desktop computer, or - regrettably - my TV is getting smashed with a sledgehammer.
Helmets are clean, but the entire rest of that uniform should be catapulted into a distant black hole.
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Helmets are clean, but the entire rest of that uniform should be catapulted into a distant black hole.
If nothing else, I'm glad at least a certain number of gamers are coming to their senses and putting their foot down after being served unpolished mediocrity time and time again.
I wouldn't mind seeing a JQ covering all this once things settle and you have time. Hope you're doing well, Steph.
I wouldn't mind seeing a JQ covering all this once things settle and you have time. Hope you're doing well, Steph.
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If nothing else, I'm glad at least a certain number of gamers are coming to their senses and putting their foot down after being served unpolished mediocrity time and time again.
I wouldn't mind seeing a JQ covering all this once things settle and you have time. Hope you're doing well, Steph.
I wouldn't mind seeing a JQ covering all this once things settle and you have time. Hope you're doing well, Steph.
Your alt text slayed me. This has earned you a like.
October 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Your alt text slayed me. This has earned you a like.
No clue, but as someone who lives close by and has to deal with their insufferable fans, this fuckin' RULES.
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
No clue, but as someone who lives close by and has to deal with their insufferable fans, this fuckin' RULES.
For what it’s worth, I suspect it will probably end the same way the Vikings’ first game did as well.
I’ve been a Falcons fan too long to expect otherwise.
I’ve been a Falcons fan too long to expect otherwise.
September 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
For what it’s worth, I suspect it will probably end the same way the Vikings’ first game did as well.
I’ve been a Falcons fan too long to expect otherwise.
I’ve been a Falcons fan too long to expect otherwise.
"...those rainbows and those horizons with the hope that they instill will absolutely return, and when they do, I want to have lived."
If there's a better line that's been spoken this year, I've not heard it. Keeping that one chambered and ready to go when I need it.
If there's a better line that's been spoken this year, I've not heard it. Keeping that one chambered and ready to go when I need it.
August 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"...those rainbows and those horizons with the hope that they instill will absolutely return, and when they do, I want to have lived."
If there's a better line that's been spoken this year, I've not heard it. Keeping that one chambered and ready to go when I need it.
If there's a better line that's been spoken this year, I've not heard it. Keeping that one chambered and ready to go when I need it.
Not gonna lie, that's a HELL of a deal and might have to pick up a few now.
P.S. - If you ever do put the "Fuck this, let's go" osprey and/or the "Fuck no I do not want this" peregrine falcon on mugs, I hope you'll keep us in the loop. Desperately want those.
P.S. - If you ever do put the "Fuck this, let's go" osprey and/or the "Fuck no I do not want this" peregrine falcon on mugs, I hope you'll keep us in the loop. Desperately want those.
August 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Not gonna lie, that's a HELL of a deal and might have to pick up a few now.
P.S. - If you ever do put the "Fuck this, let's go" osprey and/or the "Fuck no I do not want this" peregrine falcon on mugs, I hope you'll keep us in the loop. Desperately want those.
P.S. - If you ever do put the "Fuck this, let's go" osprey and/or the "Fuck no I do not want this" peregrine falcon on mugs, I hope you'll keep us in the loop. Desperately want those.
Huh. Kinda surprised given that your favorite overall OST is Turtles in Time that you didn't go with "It's TV Time!", but this one's a banger, too.
Fingers crossed we get a future botch montage set to one or both.
Fingers crossed we get a future botch montage set to one or both.
August 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Huh. Kinda surprised given that your favorite overall OST is Turtles in Time that you didn't go with "It's TV Time!", but this one's a banger, too.
Fingers crossed we get a future botch montage set to one or both.
Fingers crossed we get a future botch montage set to one or both.
Still waiting for my Falcons to get both barrels, but it's nice to see them catch a stray in the meantime.
July 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Still waiting for my Falcons to get both barrels, but it's nice to see them catch a stray in the meantime.
Ugh... the fuckin' GW Bridge. I still haven't forgiven Google Maps for surreptitiously rerouting me to it as opposed to 287 on my way back to PA.
July 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ugh... the fuckin' GW Bridge. I still haven't forgiven Google Maps for surreptitiously rerouting me to it as opposed to 287 on my way back to PA.