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@mrpeteandrew.bsky.social
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Tattoos | World of Warcraft | Beagle Dad
📍DC
Tattoos | World of Warcraft | Beagle Dad
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If you’re looking for a new way to consume all of your time and ruin your life, I highly recommend World of Warcraft.
Will he taking cheeky afternoon nap today
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Will he taking cheeky afternoon nap today
Good morning hive - what’s cooking this morning?
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Good morning hive - what’s cooking this morning?
Bedtime for your boy!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Bedtime for your boy!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
BREAKING NEWS: My fireplace has been FIXED.
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
BREAKING NEWS: My fireplace has been FIXED.
Not sure what I did to deserve the constant diaper content in my FYP here. But I’d like it to stop.
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Not sure what I did to deserve the constant diaper content in my FYP here. But I’d like it to stop.
Sleepy time tea is operational
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Sleepy time tea is operational
90s and early 2000s pop girlie music has been absolutely slapping this morning.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
90s and early 2000s pop girlie music has been absolutely slapping this morning.
It is late November how and why the fuck are there still mosquitos??
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It is late November how and why the fuck are there still mosquitos??
People really gotta stop cutting ONIONS in the theater!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
People really gotta stop cutting ONIONS in the theater!!
Have gotten too comfortable using bold text in emails for important details when communicating with certain staff because I just know they don’t read and will do shit wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Have gotten too comfortable using bold text in emails for important details when communicating with certain staff because I just know they don’t read and will do shit wrong.
Just finished ordering people Christmas gifts and god DAMN do I love the holidays
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Just finished ordering people Christmas gifts and god DAMN do I love the holidays
Making chicken thighs for the first time in years and hopefully I’m reminded how delightful these can be.
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Making chicken thighs for the first time in years and hopefully I’m reminded how delightful these can be.
Horses saddled outside my apt???
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Horses saddled outside my apt???
Edible ✅
Laundry on ✅
Dishwasher going ✅
Groceries ordered ✅
No Sunday scaries here!
Laundry on ✅
Dishwasher going ✅
Groceries ordered ✅
No Sunday scaries here!
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Edible ✅
Laundry on ✅
Dishwasher going ✅
Groceries ordered ✅
No Sunday scaries here!
Laundry on ✅
Dishwasher going ✅
Groceries ordered ✅
No Sunday scaries here!
Not to brag but I got cuddled for 10 hours in bed last night and I think I’m healed
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Not to brag but I got cuddled for 10 hours in bed last night and I think I’m healed
A cheeky lil presentation on how to NOT be a poopy bottom!
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A cheeky lil presentation on how to NOT be a poopy bottom!
Got clocked at the PowerPoint party
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Got clocked at the PowerPoint party
Early morning anxiety attacks make for solid views though
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Early morning anxiety attacks make for solid views though
It truly sucks when you think you’ve spent so much time working on yourself just to find out nothing has actually changed.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
It truly sucks when you think you’ve spent so much time working on yourself just to find out nothing has actually changed.
Happy Friday boys - cleaned my mirror if you care!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Happy Friday boys - cleaned my mirror if you care!!!
Watching @cjerseydc.bsky.social’s championship volleyball game
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Watching @cjerseydc.bsky.social’s championship volleyball game
Gotten worse send help 😫
Hey Siri, lower the anxiety - thanks!
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Gotten worse send help 😫