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Mrs. Putin
@mrs-putin.bsky.social
A fictional character based on a selfish crook who inadvertently found wealth and power. ** This account publishes hateful and stupid messages it receives. Parody/Satire. Originally from: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100063805862624
Everyone, PLEASE send THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS for the President. He has Chronic Pandemodakitos Cerebral Flatus, a very rare and special genetic condition he has had all his life. While it is infectious when he speaks, thankfully NO ONE has ever contracted it from him. Thoughts and prayers, and godless.
December 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I am going to be the peace president. While it took more than 24 hours, it looks like I will be bringing peace to Ukraine. Putin’s plan is flawless.
December 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Nicki Minaj, what beautiful mounds she has, both on her front and back side. Nothing like it. I know they will kill me for saying things that are not PC, but that woman, who is very smart and MAGA by the way, and correctly recognized JD Vance as an assassin (continued in comments) ...
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So PROUD of Mike Johnson for showing some real balls. He is going after the people who knew Epstein. Those who had him visit their spa, hire away their sexy teen employees and pay Jeffrey $22,500 for their fully depreciated wives. Those who sent him birthday card talking about the secrets in common.
December 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
NO ONE in history as ever won the FIFA Peace Prize more times than I have. Absolutely amazing. Those so called allies are VERY JEALOUS.

#Trump #War #Venezuela #Epstein
December 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I have the right to pardon anyone, including myself.

#satire.
December 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
DOJ Source Documents:

Trump watching his rape baby getting drowned in Lake Michigan: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Trump rape victim’s head blown off two weeks after reluctant reporting to police:
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
time.com/7342511/epst.... Pam Bondi tried very hard to make the video look good. But everyone realized it is fake.
December 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I told PAM BONDI TO DIVERT. But the stupid bitch took photos from Getty Images and censored the faces and bodies of Michael Jackson's own kids. She may have to get fired. We already had plenty of photos of Clinton (Bubba) and Epstein. We were trying to diver to others. What a screw up.
December 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I have ended 8 wars, some say more. I brought peace to the world. Except to Russia, which is being attacked by Ukraine. Today, they murdered a Russian general. Anyway, Venezuela stole our land and our oil. It used to be the 51st state. We want it back, but now it will be the 52nd state after Canada
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Please help her grieve and MAGA. She loves me and I love her, but not like the way I loved Epstein’s girls.
December 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Melania is upset that Brett Ratner—the director of her upcoming film intended to prove she was not a prostitute—is named in the Epstein files.
December 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
My wife, Melanomia, had no involvement with Jeffrey Epstein. They were not acquainted. She is not the fully depreciated woman I bought for $22,500. Even if the redacted documents are unredacted, they are fake and a democrat hoax, as I signed this Executive Order.
December 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is from Season 86, Episode 47. On that day Bob first drew an obese, orange faced alleged billionaire having sex with minors, and then covered it up with Redact Black, which is a very black, black. Some people are saying if you enlarge the photo you can see what is redacted.
December 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Look everyone. Clinton has photos with Epstein.
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don’t know Bubba. Pam Bond was supposed to release the edited version (top) only. She will be fired.
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Tomorrow's #Epstein documents release will redact ANY mention of me going to a #PEDOPALOOZA. I never accepted the invite. I don't know what a palooza is. Pam Bondi is redacting it, and FAKE NEWS democrats will not be allowed to disclose it because I am signing an Executive Order to make it illegal.
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
@eastendjoe.bsky.social , see I am making Christmas Great Again. Never mind the reporter’s name.
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Karoline Leavitt has never told a lie or misrepresented anything. Anyone who says otherwise is FAKE NEWS. Let's talk about criminals invading our country or how Ukraine caused this war, not about unemployment, affordability, Venezuelan boats, or #EPSTEIN. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The democrats released more FAKE NEWS from the nonexistent Epstein Files. Most of the PHOTOS WERE DEMOCRATS. HE TOOK PICTURES WITH MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. I NEVER MET EPSTEIN.
December 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
They are not accounting for the fact that he doesn’t know how to pronounce “peace” as we pronounce it in our accent. Melania also calls “piss prize reeten on shit of pepper”.
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM