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Mrs. Betty Bowers

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · Nov 21

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 7h

Of all the many, many questions Pamela Jo Bondi refused to answer today, the most incendiary was about whether she's seen photos of Donald Trump with unclothed underage girls. It is so damning that she couldn't just say, "No."

Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 16h

This is not going well for Pam Bondi

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 8h

The condescension of two-bit Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi today underscores that the only thing this administration excels at is a complete lack of self-awareness.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 8h

I think the better question would have been:

"Pamela Jo, as a fellow taker of bribes, in your case from Donald Trump to shut down your Florida AG investigation of Trump University's consumer fraud, did you approve the shutting down of the bribery investigation into Homan?"

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16h

SEN. HIRONO: “Did you approve shutting down the bribery investigation into Homan?”

BONDI: “Are you Antifa?” 🤡

(That’s a yes)

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 9h

I always get Fox News’s snarling, lying blondes confused.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 9h

Dolly Parton's sister is asking us to pray for her sister, which is going to confusing to many people who only ever pray to Dolly.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12h

Sorta difficult for Congress to perform its constitutionally mandated oversight when the temperamental toddlers in the Trump administration petulantly keep everything out of plain sight.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

DURBIN: You won't even say whether you talked to the WH about this?

BONDI: I'm not going to discuss any internal conversations with you

D: They're going to transfer TX Guard troops to the state of Illinois. What's the rationale?

B: I wish you loved Chicago as much as you hate President Trump

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13h

Apparently, Pamela Jo Bondi took this as a challenge.

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

It really is an amazing accomplishment to be able to stand out for your callous awfulness in this Trump administration.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15h

In fairness, anything not about environmental law is beyond RFK JR’s expertise. And given his overall stupidity, that is probably a stretch.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15h

Thanks, New Yorker

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16h

With both Megyn and Stephen, their childishness is only exceeded by their unpleasantness.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16h

In fairness, Donald *has* transformed the Oval Office into the lobby of a Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16h

When people are hired, not for their honesty or competency, but for their ability to be snarling trolls on TV for the delight of their immature and unpleasant boss, you get an AG like Pamela Jo Bondi.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17h

So he's rereleased the Epstein Files? (Kidding)

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so sick of the casualness of their constant lying.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

REPUBLICANS: [Committing, aiding, and abetting uncivil acts of fascism.]

LIBERALS: "You are fascists."

REPUBLICANS: "How uncivil of you to say that. Where is your civility?"

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

It really is an amazing accomplishment to be able to stand out for your callous awfulness in this Trump administration.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

The Opportunistic Lies vs. The Pleasant Reality

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

Portland isn't burning tonight, but Donald Trump's crotch is.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

Cultured-Introverts

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

Portland is not on fire, but Donald Trump's, Stephen Miller's, and Karoline Leavitt's pants are.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Leavitt: "President Trump will end the radical left's reign of terror in Portland once and for all. The president has directed Secretary Hegseth to provide all necessary troops to protect war-ravaged Portland."

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

Before Trump’s Reign of Terror, this pic would have made me think of a baseball game, not smashing a car window to kidnap children.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

The Opportunistic Lies vs. The Pleasant Reality

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

Taylor Swift's new album has a song about Travis Kelce's penis called "Wood."

Will the breakup album have tracks called "Sawdust" and "Kindling"?

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

Soon, the majority of government shutdown days *in all of US history* will have happened on Donald Trump's watch.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

January 6 was basically a training session for upcoming ICE agents.

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