velveeta Voldemort’s so called voice sounds like he has no mucus membrane left bc it’s been replaced by a powdered cheese substance that even Cheetos wouldn’t dare dust on their corn puffs (he also has eyeballs tht look like my chihuahua’s neutered ball sack)

RFK jr’s voice sounds like he’s got a Cheeto dusted loogie desperately trying to escape his lungs, the Wormie (his name is Carl) and his corroded nasal cavity at all times.

Do you chew Mac and cheese or just swallow it? I swallow it for the full experience.

Hello just wondering. Where are all those people who say “everyone’s a little Autistic” right now in this moment of time where autism is said to be a dire threat to American ppl lol

I don’t know what this is or why I’m here but hey