This man really cannot take a flattering photo to save his life

Nana: "if you keep holding that child all the damn time she'll be spoilt"

Me:

My mother might be certifiably insane

The vast majority of comments on this post are some version of "fuck Bezos, buy local" and that has given me such a rush of hope for humanity. I don't think this would have been the case even a few years ago.

Totally normal Friday in Des Moines

Yes omg it makes no sense and feels very punitive. Like according to this list I can buy GoGurt (delicious but full of crap) but I can't buy Chobani vanilla Greek yogurt unless it's 32 ounces specifically

This photo of this baby is in my midwife's office and Jake and I could barely contain ourselves from pointing and yelling BART HARLEY JARVIS after the nurse left the room. Very thankful to be doing this with someone who Understands Me

Weirdest fucking timeline

Love my neighborhood fb page

Gee bill! How come your mom lets you have two useless bachelors degrees from ISU??

This is the closest I have ever come to wanting to unironically purchase a raygun shirt (still not going to though, eww)

Ran out of yarn with 2 rows left :')
At least the dog is comfy

The fetus in my womb begging me to stop singing Marcy Playground's "It's Saturday" at the top of my lungs

Me waking up and immediately going apeshit on a stranger for announcing they de-clawed their cat on fb

Dedicating my first bluesky post to my incredibly offline husband. Every day I wake up and I can't believe that I not only bagged this dude but we're somehow managing to build a dope life on "dream job" salaries (so basically nothing). Hbd one day late to my favorite Leo 🦁💜