I don't recall his hair being a sandy grey

Yes, but Sean Bean.

We have investigated this ourselves and have determined they were Hamas digging tunnels so we are alllll clear. Good job us!

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Don't touch me, you foul coral-colored temptress!

Shut up, Keith, you absolute creep.

They are forcing it on us at this point.

Damn, are we back in the 1990s already? We are making autism the new/next social panic story?

Yeah how dare he *checks notes* get upset and chastise people who want to steal land from another group of people undergoing a genocide, which this newspaper by and large supports and cheers on.

Some kids don't like being touched, even by people they know.

Also, maybe give these kids some time to warm up to you? Maybe at the end of the night they'll be more receptive?