Simon Fenton
@mrsimonf.bsky.social
Slightly too-tall graphic designer in need of coffee. Flâneur.
In my fave cafe. There’s a chap opposite who likes to sit at the table I’m sitting at. Get here earlier pal. Just making my coffee last. Might even have another.
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November 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
In my fave cafe. There’s a chap opposite who likes to sit at the table I’m sitting at. Get here earlier pal. Just making my coffee last. Might even have another.
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November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I don’t like ‘reality’ tv or game shows. But BBC #celebritytraitors finale was one of the best bits of TV I’ve watched in a while. Such a clever format.
S2 and 3 likewise.
S2 and 3 likewise.
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I don’t like ‘reality’ tv or game shows. But BBC #celebritytraitors finale was one of the best bits of TV I’ve watched in a while. Such a clever format.
S2 and 3 likewise.
S2 and 3 likewise.
I dip a toe in to BlueSky periodically.
It’s not a happy place. 90% of posts are about ‘Orange’.
It’s not a happy place. 90% of posts are about ‘Orange’.
October 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I dip a toe in to BlueSky periodically.
It’s not a happy place. 90% of posts are about ‘Orange’.
It’s not a happy place. 90% of posts are about ‘Orange’.
The vet told us he’s 5.8 kg so we’ve been measuring his food out for 6 months. Vet weighed him again and now this absolute unit is 6.2kg. 🤷🏻♂️
September 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The vet told us he’s 5.8 kg so we’ve been measuring his food out for 6 months. Vet weighed him again and now this absolute unit is 6.2kg. 🤷🏻♂️
September 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Nothing quite hits home like realising the first payment from your private pension has just landed in your account. Thanks dad for making me take that out when I was 22.
December 17, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Nothing quite hits home like realising the first payment from your private pension has just landed in your account. Thanks dad for making me take that out when I was 22.
I’m optimistic about this platform, but I’m really confused / disappointed by @bsky.app ’s metrics. The only followers I’m getting are bots or young airbrushed Asian ‘influencers’. 🤷@support.bsky.team
December 17, 2024 at 9:27 AM
I’m optimistic about this platform, but I’m really confused / disappointed by @bsky.app ’s metrics. The only followers I’m getting are bots or young airbrushed Asian ‘influencers’. 🤷@support.bsky.team
Hove seafront, 7am.
December 16, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Hove seafront, 7am.
Beatles ‘64 aims at a seemingly easy subject, yet somehow misses. Poor editing, (why only use a tiny section of the airport news conference?) Is Smokey’s version of Yesterday in its entirety really necessary, and Terrence Trent D’ARBY? 🤷 A pity. #Beatles
December 9, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Beatles ‘64 aims at a seemingly easy subject, yet somehow misses. Poor editing, (why only use a tiny section of the airport news conference?) Is Smokey’s version of Yesterday in its entirety really necessary, and Terrence Trent D’ARBY? 🤷 A pity. #Beatles
A cold air hand-dryers.
Why?
Why?
December 7, 2024 at 12:17 PM
A cold air hand-dryers.
Why?
Why?
So when did footballers’ calf muscles become so bulbous they have to cut holes in their socks? Poor things. How did players manage until now?
A total fad.
Poor parents - kids’ official team socks cost a packet!
A total fad.
Poor parents - kids’ official team socks cost a packet!
December 5, 2024 at 10:51 AM
So when did footballers’ calf muscles become so bulbous they have to cut holes in their socks? Poor things. How did players manage until now?
A total fad.
Poor parents - kids’ official team socks cost a packet!
A total fad.
Poor parents - kids’ official team socks cost a packet!
I think we all know why Lance Stroll still has a seat. #F1 #QatarGrandPrix
December 1, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I think we all know why Lance Stroll still has a seat. #F1 #QatarGrandPrix
When I hold my hands under the hand dryer, find it doesn’t work, and it’s actually a paper towel dispenser. That. 🙄
November 30, 2024 at 11:32 AM
When I hold my hands under the hand dryer, find it doesn’t work, and it’s actually a paper towel dispenser. That. 🙄
Surely Chris Nolan saw this photo by Buzz Aldrin when designing #Interstellar.
November 29, 2024 at 9:33 AM
Surely Chris Nolan saw this photo by Buzz Aldrin when designing #Interstellar.
My GLW has made a duck-killer loaf.
#AboutaBoy
#AboutaBoy
November 29, 2024 at 9:21 AM
My GLW has made a duck-killer loaf.
#AboutaBoy
#AboutaBoy
Thoughts and prayers for the Typhoo chimps at this difficult time.
November 28, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Thoughts and prayers for the Typhoo chimps at this difficult time.
Can heartily recommend the new BBC doc ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’ with recently found archive from the making of the first Band Aid single. 40 years ago.
All achieved before mobile phones.
The hair! The leather trousers! If you’re old enough to remember 1984 this will fascinate you.
All achieved before mobile phones.
The hair! The leather trousers! If you’re old enough to remember 1984 this will fascinate you.
November 27, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Can heartily recommend the new BBC doc ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’ with recently found archive from the making of the first Band Aid single. 40 years ago.
All achieved before mobile phones.
The hair! The leather trousers! If you’re old enough to remember 1984 this will fascinate you.
All achieved before mobile phones.
The hair! The leather trousers! If you’re old enough to remember 1984 this will fascinate you.
For such a gun-toting ace, Bianca really isn’t a very good shot is she. Couldn’t hit a barn door. #DayoftheJackal #Jackal
November 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
For such a gun-toting ace, Bianca really isn’t a very good shot is she. Couldn’t hit a barn door. #DayoftheJackal #Jackal
Watched ‘Don’t Worry Darling’. Interesting idea. But Christ, they drag it out. Get ON with it.
Why are films so long these days?
#cinema #filmediting
Why are films so long these days?
#cinema #filmediting
November 21, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Watched ‘Don’t Worry Darling’. Interesting idea. But Christ, they drag it out. Get ON with it.
Why are films so long these days?
#cinema #filmediting
Why are films so long these days?
#cinema #filmediting
Reposted by Simon Fenton
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
I just launched a website 35 years in the making.
A collection of my photography since 1988.
www.simonfentonimages.net
#streetphotography #reportage #reportagephotography
A collection of my photography since 1988.
www.simonfentonimages.net
#streetphotography #reportage #reportagephotography
November 16, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I just launched a website 35 years in the making.
A collection of my photography since 1988.
www.simonfentonimages.net
#streetphotography #reportage #reportagephotography
A collection of my photography since 1988.
www.simonfentonimages.net
#streetphotography #reportage #reportagephotography
Right. Let's see how this goes eh?
November 13, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Right. Let's see how this goes eh?