maria 🪻
@mrskarlach.bsky.social
very normal lesbian 🇵🇷🐀 30s ⌨️🖱️ overwatch 🦍 fields of mistria 🌾 ghost of yōtei 🎋
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i was emo the last two nights because wish didn’t come to sleep with me. last night he had a hairball and he came to sleep with me after 😭 maybe it was bothering him 😭
December 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i was emo the last two nights because wish didn’t come to sleep with me. last night he had a hairball and he came to sleep with me after 😭 maybe it was bothering him 😭
pluribus season finale was sooo good 😭 carol esturka i love you…
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
pluribus season finale was sooo good 😭 carol esturka i love you…
i am making a white chocolate ganache for the first time. it's going on cupcakes, which is also made with a new-to-me recipe... i love baking experiments on important holidays lmao
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i am making a white chocolate ganache for the first time. it's going on cupcakes, which is also made with a new-to-me recipe... i love baking experiments on important holidays lmao
pepperidge farm holiday nog cookies are very good
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
pepperidge farm holiday nog cookies are very good
instagram is watching me through my phone’s camera as i watch reels and showing me every reel that will make me cry and i am putting down my phone NOW
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
instagram is watching me through my phone’s camera as i watch reels and showing me every reel that will make me cry and i am putting down my phone NOW
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when i eat too much tylenol
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
when i eat too much tylenol
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pluribus ep 8 broke my brain
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
pluribus ep 8 broke my brain
i forgot to post this but i got a cameo from doorknob girl for my birthday lmao i love her sm and i found out she's a lesbian!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i forgot to post this but i got a cameo from doorknob girl for my birthday lmao i love her sm and i found out she's a lesbian!!!!
of course the beautiful evil queen (who was fired) from disneyland is a woo la woo of course she is
December 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
of course the beautiful evil queen (who was fired) from disneyland is a woo la woo of course she is
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during a christmas kahoot during a work meeting last week i named myself TURBOMAN and no one got it..... 😔
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
during a christmas kahoot during a work meeting last week i named myself TURBOMAN and no one got it..... 😔
i'm starting to think it's impossible to add movies to my christmas rotation at my big age. the newest movie on my christmas list is from 2003. mind you, i love will ferrell and i didn't watch elf until about 2 years ago but that movie did not make my list.
December 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i'm starting to think it's impossible to add movies to my christmas rotation at my big age. the newest movie on my christmas list is from 2003. mind you, i love will ferrell and i didn't watch elf until about 2 years ago but that movie did not make my list.
i finished the shit lit book and i woke up with a massive headache. i'm blaming railed by the krampus for this
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i finished the shit lit book and i woke up with a massive headache. i'm blaming railed by the krampus for this
eating pineapple and my mouth is getting itchy... just a little bit but ermmm...
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
eating pineapple and my mouth is getting itchy... just a little bit but ermmm...
i had a dream that both cats were throwing up, then i had another dream that my mom was telling me about how she wants to get plastic surgery 😫
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i had a dream that both cats were throwing up, then i had another dream that my mom was telling me about how she wants to get plastic surgery 😫
bonne maman advent calendar has been largely a success so far but the caramels suck so bad. my fav so far is the fig cardamom one!!!
December 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
bonne maman advent calendar has been largely a success so far but the caramels suck so bad. my fav so far is the fig cardamom one!!!
today is my birthday 🎂 i’m so excited about this cake!!! and it’s so cute 😭 natalie got me oil pastels and this perfect brooch that cracked me up. my mom sent me flowers and goodies ☺️💘
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
today is my birthday 🎂 i’m so excited about this cake!!! and it’s so cute 😭 natalie got me oil pastels and this perfect brooch that cracked me up. my mom sent me flowers and goodies ☺️💘
i think i want a blowout for my birthday
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i think i want a blowout for my birthday
i love my tall sexy wife
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i love my tall sexy wife
tried to read the next shit lit book using the edge browser text to speech and the voice was great and sounded natural but i could not follow what the fuck the author was writing about so i'll have to read it with my fucking eyes (there is no audiobook) and the book is called railed by the krampus
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
tried to read the next shit lit book using the edge browser text to speech and the voice was great and sounded natural but i could not follow what the fuck the author was writing about so i'll have to read it with my fucking eyes (there is no audiobook) and the book is called railed by the krampus
i went to chuck e cheese today with my brother's family and the pizza is just as good as i remember 😌 they were playing a kidz bop version of manchild and the kids were actually in chuck e cheese in the music video, it was too cute
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i went to chuck e cheese today with my brother's family and the pizza is just as good as i remember 😌 they were playing a kidz bop version of manchild and the kids were actually in chuck e cheese in the music video, it was too cute
the cats let me sleep in on a night where i wore rollers to sleep. bless them.
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the cats let me sleep in on a night where i wore rollers to sleep. bless them.
happy dragon age day! here are my thedas blorbas and blorbo! ♡
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
happy dragon age day! here are my thedas blorbas and blorbo! ♡
i just love the little gay people in my phone so much
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i just love the little gay people in my phone so much