r. sorrel
@mrsmaraschino.bsky.social
gau gets stronger on the veldt. banner by junkworld.bsky.social, used w/ admiration but w/o permission! go read her comics !!!
also i stream snes jrpg speedruns i guess
twitch.tv/moon_television
also i stream snes jrpg speedruns i guess
twitch.tv/moon_television
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r. sorrel
@mrsmaraschino.bsky.social
· Aug 29
Pressing the blueberries in a muffin like it's an old telephone
im a freak of nurture
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
im a freak of nurture
who wants to give me old computer
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 AM
who wants to give me old computer
california? i barely knew ya
January 12, 2026 at 7:16 AM
california? i barely knew ya
[henry james voice] who up turning they screw
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
[henry james voice] who up turning they screw
might be a good time to start m&margie / war with the newts posting
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
might be a good time to start m&margie / war with the newts posting
forbidden from playing guitar on the new song tonight because the storage unit wont let me pick up my bass and other stuff until tomorrow
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
forbidden from playing guitar on the new song tonight because the storage unit wont let me pick up my bass and other stuff until tomorrow
i know i never talk about it but did you know ive been homeless for like 3 and a half years
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i know i never talk about it but did you know ive been homeless for like 3 and a half years
if the new trend becomes clipping your lav mic to your septum or earlobe, then there is hope for this world yet
the "holding a lav mic" thing has gone too far and needs to stop
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
if the new trend becomes clipping your lav mic to your septum or earlobe, then there is hope for this world yet
one of my biggest pet peeves is "[police officer] memorial highway"
those highways would be better named after the people who built them
wanna be a cop? cool, we'll name a crime after you. i just committed john smith III memorial grand larceny
those highways would be better named after the people who built them
wanna be a cop? cool, we'll name a crime after you. i just committed john smith III memorial grand larceny
December 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
one of my biggest pet peeves is "[police officer] memorial highway"
those highways would be better named after the people who built them
wanna be a cop? cool, we'll name a crime after you. i just committed john smith III memorial grand larceny
those highways would be better named after the people who built them
wanna be a cop? cool, we'll name a crime after you. i just committed john smith III memorial grand larceny
taking heroic drags (chest puffed)
December 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
taking heroic drags (chest puffed)
you want to buy a book by William James? No. We have unreliable narrators at home
December 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
you want to buy a book by William James? No. We have unreliable narrators at home
having spent 5 minutes outside: poaster is a slur
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
having spent 5 minutes outside: poaster is a slur
recently been watching a lot of Project Farm product reviews on youtube; not because they are good, but as an exercise to see if i can pinpoint the errors in his experiment design. they are altogether usually pretty terribly set up and it's fun
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
recently been watching a lot of Project Farm product reviews on youtube; not because they are good, but as an exercise to see if i can pinpoint the errors in his experiment design. they are altogether usually pretty terribly set up and it's fun
that guy eats more ass than an ouroboros
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
that guy eats more ass than an ouroboros
"we need a big tent" ok there, tradeoff hitler
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"we need a big tent" ok there, tradeoff hitler
on that rebel-killing grindset, call me abraham linkedin
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
on that rebel-killing grindset, call me abraham linkedin
queen of the subtle dig
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
queen of the subtle dig
melting seashells dripping opalescent goop
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
melting seashells dripping opalescent goop
so turns out piet mondrian was a theosophist (bad) but he also made this drawing which i like (good)
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
so turns out piet mondrian was a theosophist (bad) but he also made this drawing which i like (good)
hey can we get one of those "is henry kissinger dead yet?" accounts going for scott adams?
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
hey can we get one of those "is henry kissinger dead yet?" accounts going for scott adams?
just wait til they drop the "forward this email to 10 pedophiles before midnight or you will have bad luck for 3 YEARS" chain
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
just wait til they drop the "forward this email to 10 pedophiles before midnight or you will have bad luck for 3 YEARS" chain
oh you dont like your vegetables? have you considered sinophobia
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
oh you dont like your vegetables? have you considered sinophobia
my "woke generalissimo" article has people asking a lot of questions that are, in fact, answered by my "woke generalissimo" article
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
my "woke generalissimo" article has people asking a lot of questions that are, in fact, answered by my "woke generalissimo" article