Mrs. Midnight Oil
@mrsmidnightoilva.bsky.social
Wife of Mr. MidnightOil. Occasional VA, constant headache. 5 feet of pure terror. I make a wheelchair look hot. D&D, cosplay, renfaire. LGBTQ+. Smut consumer. Gym rat but my husband is my cardio <3
Husband : "This article says a good way to come back dissociating is to clap and pay attention to the sting on your skin."
Both of us, simultaneously, realizing why I like to be spanked : 😳
Me : "OH NO ALL MY KINKS ARE JUST COPING MECHANISMS!"
Husband : "Please don't say it like that oh my god."
Both of us, simultaneously, realizing why I like to be spanked : 😳
Me : "OH NO ALL MY KINKS ARE JUST COPING MECHANISMS!"
Husband : "Please don't say it like that oh my god."
June 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Husband : "This article says a good way to come back dissociating is to clap and pay attention to the sting on your skin."
Both of us, simultaneously, realizing why I like to be spanked : 😳
Me : "OH NO ALL MY KINKS ARE JUST COPING MECHANISMS!"
Husband : "Please don't say it like that oh my god."
Both of us, simultaneously, realizing why I like to be spanked : 😳
Me : "OH NO ALL MY KINKS ARE JUST COPING MECHANISMS!"
Husband : "Please don't say it like that oh my god."
Husband has been gone on and off for work trips and to handle personal family business. While he's been gone, I decided to try my hand at knitting again.
Today he came home from a week in Alabama and I had three new scarves done.
It's 95 degrees (fahrenheit).
Today he came home from a week in Alabama and I had three new scarves done.
It's 95 degrees (fahrenheit).
June 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Husband has been gone on and off for work trips and to handle personal family business. While he's been gone, I decided to try my hand at knitting again.
Today he came home from a week in Alabama and I had three new scarves done.
It's 95 degrees (fahrenheit).
Today he came home from a week in Alabama and I had three new scarves done.
It's 95 degrees (fahrenheit).
Husband has been on a work trip for several days and I have been very sad without him. I sent him a voice message saying I missed hearing him talking while I was at work.
Got 10 voice messages in the next 30 minutes talking about random shit at his work conference and now I'm just a happy girl.
Got 10 voice messages in the next 30 minutes talking about random shit at his work conference and now I'm just a happy girl.
May 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Husband has been on a work trip for several days and I have been very sad without him. I sent him a voice message saying I missed hearing him talking while I was at work.
Got 10 voice messages in the next 30 minutes talking about random shit at his work conference and now I'm just a happy girl.
Got 10 voice messages in the next 30 minutes talking about random shit at his work conference and now I'm just a happy girl.
Me : I should go finish work.
Husband : Yeah, you should.
Me : Don't tell me what to do.
Husband : I thought my baby girl would want to make me happy?
Me : ....okay first of all, asshole
Husband : Yeah, you should.
Me : Don't tell me what to do.
Husband : I thought my baby girl would want to make me happy?
Me : ....okay first of all, asshole
April 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Me : I should go finish work.
Husband : Yeah, you should.
Me : Don't tell me what to do.
Husband : I thought my baby girl would want to make me happy?
Me : ....okay first of all, asshole
Husband : Yeah, you should.
Me : Don't tell me what to do.
Husband : I thought my baby girl would want to make me happy?
Me : ....okay first of all, asshole
All y'all who wear bonnets to bed will know just how attractive it is when your partner reminds you to put it on when they can tell you're starting to fall asleep earlier than expected.
April 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
All y'all who wear bonnets to bed will know just how attractive it is when your partner reminds you to put it on when they can tell you're starting to fall asleep earlier than expected.
Husband : Babe
Me : No
Husband : Baby?
Me : No
Husband : Sweet girl? Pretty girl?
Me : No. No.
Husband : Darling?
Me : No.
Husband : My love?
Me : Hm...
Husband : My *divine* love?
Me : Better...
Husband : Oh, I see. You're my goddess tonight.
Me : Much better.
💗
Me : No
Husband : Baby?
Me : No
Husband : Sweet girl? Pretty girl?
Me : No. No.
Husband : Darling?
Me : No.
Husband : My love?
Me : Hm...
Husband : My *divine* love?
Me : Better...
Husband : Oh, I see. You're my goddess tonight.
Me : Much better.
💗
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Husband : Babe
Me : No
Husband : Baby?
Me : No
Husband : Sweet girl? Pretty girl?
Me : No. No.
Husband : Darling?
Me : No.
Husband : My love?
Me : Hm...
Husband : My *divine* love?
Me : Better...
Husband : Oh, I see. You're my goddess tonight.
Me : Much better.
💗
Me : No
Husband : Baby?
Me : No
Husband : Sweet girl? Pretty girl?
Me : No. No.
Husband : Darling?
Me : No.
Husband : My love?
Me : Hm...
Husband : My *divine* love?
Me : Better...
Husband : Oh, I see. You're my goddess tonight.
Me : Much better.
💗
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Told husband he could choose some outfits and clothes for me. Gave him logins to all my shopping apps.
He's a kid in a fucking candy store did I just unlock a kink for him
He's a kid in a fucking candy store did I just unlock a kink for him
April 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Told husband he could choose some outfits and clothes for me. Gave him logins to all my shopping apps.
He's a kid in a fucking candy store did I just unlock a kink for him
He's a kid in a fucking candy store did I just unlock a kink for him
Me : -quietly raging at my desk-
Husband : are you okay?
Me : I'm going to kill like six people
Husband : you skipped lunch didn't you
Me : fuck you
Husband : are you okay?
Me : I'm going to kill like six people
Husband : you skipped lunch didn't you
Me : fuck you
April 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Me : -quietly raging at my desk-
Husband : are you okay?
Me : I'm going to kill like six people
Husband : you skipped lunch didn't you
Me : fuck you
Husband : are you okay?
Me : I'm going to kill like six people
Husband : you skipped lunch didn't you
Me : fuck you
Me : I'm sleepy
Husband : then go to sleep baby
Me : no
Husband : Will you go to sleep if I go to bed with you?
Me : ....yes.
And that's how we ended up cuddled in bed at 8pm on a Friday.
Husband : then go to sleep baby
Me : no
Husband : Will you go to sleep if I go to bed with you?
Me : ....yes.
And that's how we ended up cuddled in bed at 8pm on a Friday.
April 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Me : I'm sleepy
Husband : then go to sleep baby
Me : no
Husband : Will you go to sleep if I go to bed with you?
Me : ....yes.
And that's how we ended up cuddled in bed at 8pm on a Friday.
Husband : then go to sleep baby
Me : no
Husband : Will you go to sleep if I go to bed with you?
Me : ....yes.
And that's how we ended up cuddled in bed at 8pm on a Friday.
The fun thing about being a writer married to a VA is that I can write smut that he reads 😈
April 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The fun thing about being a writer married to a VA is that I can write smut that he reads 😈
Husband bought me a new stuffie it's so cute oh my gooooooood
April 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Husband bought me a new stuffie it's so cute oh my gooooooood
All tied up, hands and feet stretched as far as they can go to the edge of the bed, blindfold on, husband's hand trailing up my leg, I'm already shaking from excitement knowing where his fingers will go next - and then my nose itches.
April 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
All tied up, hands and feet stretched as far as they can go to the edge of the bed, blindfold on, husband's hand trailing up my leg, I'm already shaking from excitement knowing where his fingers will go next - and then my nose itches.
Husband is making carne asada while I read a book this is the fucking life I cannot believe there was a time a decade ago when I thought I couldnt have this
April 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Husband is making carne asada while I read a book this is the fucking life I cannot believe there was a time a decade ago when I thought I couldnt have this
Laying on the couch watching Arcane, husband is laying on my chest with his arms wrapped under me. I can hear him breathing so slow and I know he's almost asleep.
So of course I have to sneeze.
So of course I have to sneeze.
April 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Laying on the couch watching Arcane, husband is laying on my chest with his arms wrapped under me. I can hear him breathing so slow and I know he's almost asleep.
So of course I have to sneeze.
So of course I have to sneeze.
I love the mornings after date night. When husband kisses my shoulders and cheeks and forehead and anywhere he can reach, and we spend the whole morning just wrapped around each other.
Me : You're such a sweet boy.
Him : And you're my pretty girl
Me : You're such a sweet boy.
Him : And you're my pretty girl
April 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I love the mornings after date night. When husband kisses my shoulders and cheeks and forehead and anywhere he can reach, and we spend the whole morning just wrapped around each other.
Me : You're such a sweet boy.
Him : And you're my pretty girl
Me : You're such a sweet boy.
Him : And you're my pretty girl
I would like you all to know I absolutely love my husband and he is the sweetest and kindest man I've ever known. He dotes on me and spoils me every minute of every day.
I, however, am a grumpy little pain in the ass.
I, however, am a grumpy little pain in the ass.
April 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I would like you all to know I absolutely love my husband and he is the sweetest and kindest man I've ever known. He dotes on me and spoils me every minute of every day.
I, however, am a grumpy little pain in the ass.
I, however, am a grumpy little pain in the ass.
Husband : Why are you breathing so hard?
Me : I was painting my toenails for our date night.
Husband : Why was that so strenuous?
Me : I have one functioning lung, honey.
Husband : Why didn't you ask me?
Me : Because I didn't, go cook dinner or something nosy nelly
Me : I was painting my toenails for our date night.
Husband : Why was that so strenuous?
Me : I have one functioning lung, honey.
Husband : Why didn't you ask me?
Me : Because I didn't, go cook dinner or something nosy nelly
April 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Husband : Why are you breathing so hard?
Me : I was painting my toenails for our date night.
Husband : Why was that so strenuous?
Me : I have one functioning lung, honey.
Husband : Why didn't you ask me?
Me : Because I didn't, go cook dinner or something nosy nelly
Me : I was painting my toenails for our date night.
Husband : Why was that so strenuous?
Me : I have one functioning lung, honey.
Husband : Why didn't you ask me?
Me : Because I didn't, go cook dinner or something nosy nelly
Me : UGH
Husband : It's 7 in the morning what are you huffing about
Me : That its seven in the fucking morning
Husband : Big baby
Me : No u
Husband : It's 7 in the morning what are you huffing about
Me : That its seven in the fucking morning
Husband : Big baby
Me : No u
April 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Me : UGH
Husband : It's 7 in the morning what are you huffing about
Me : That its seven in the fucking morning
Husband : Big baby
Me : No u
Husband : It's 7 in the morning what are you huffing about
Me : That its seven in the fucking morning
Husband : Big baby
Me : No u
Husband : Its bedtime, my love.
Me : but I'm working 🥺
Husband : pretty girl, it's 2 in the morning. Bed time. Come on.
Me : well. When you say it so nice...
Me : but I'm working 🥺
Husband : pretty girl, it's 2 in the morning. Bed time. Come on.
Me : well. When you say it so nice...
April 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Husband : Its bedtime, my love.
Me : but I'm working 🥺
Husband : pretty girl, it's 2 in the morning. Bed time. Come on.
Me : well. When you say it so nice...
Me : but I'm working 🥺
Husband : pretty girl, it's 2 in the morning. Bed time. Come on.
Me : well. When you say it so nice...
Husband : Do your breathing treatment.
Me : No.
Husband : Do it.
Me : No I don't want to.
Husband : Okay well then it's on you when I have to find your inhaler after the fifth orgasm tonight.
Me : Goddamnit give me the mask.
Me : No.
Husband : Do it.
Me : No I don't want to.
Husband : Okay well then it's on you when I have to find your inhaler after the fifth orgasm tonight.
Me : Goddamnit give me the mask.
April 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Husband : Do your breathing treatment.
Me : No.
Husband : Do it.
Me : No I don't want to.
Husband : Okay well then it's on you when I have to find your inhaler after the fifth orgasm tonight.
Me : Goddamnit give me the mask.
Me : No.
Husband : Do it.
Me : No I don't want to.
Husband : Okay well then it's on you when I have to find your inhaler after the fifth orgasm tonight.
Me : Goddamnit give me the mask.