@mrsmokes.bsky.social
that's ocarina of time, inside lord Jabu Jabu's belly
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 AM
that's ocarina of time, inside lord Jabu Jabu's belly
dont beat about the bush, he's as funny as cancer
January 30, 2026 at 10:28 AM
dont beat about the bush, he's as funny as cancer
the amount of dickheads who fail to accept that we are ALL just people, frankly astounds me.
maybe we should dedicate an island to them, invite them all to move there, then remove all contact and see how they fare.
maybe we should dedicate an island to them, invite them all to move there, then remove all contact and see how they fare.
January 30, 2026 at 10:27 AM
the amount of dickheads who fail to accept that we are ALL just people, frankly astounds me.
maybe we should dedicate an island to them, invite them all to move there, then remove all contact and see how they fare.
maybe we should dedicate an island to them, invite them all to move there, then remove all contact and see how they fare.
we need to normalise not wearing suits.
January 30, 2026 at 9:51 AM
we need to normalise not wearing suits.
how anyone actually gives any sort of fuck about this, i do not know.
utterly irrelevant news considering what else is going on in the world, merely a momentary distraction for those happy to stick their heads in the sand.
utterly irrelevant news considering what else is going on in the world, merely a momentary distraction for those happy to stick their heads in the sand.
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 PM
how anyone actually gives any sort of fuck about this, i do not know.
utterly irrelevant news considering what else is going on in the world, merely a momentary distraction for those happy to stick their heads in the sand.
utterly irrelevant news considering what else is going on in the world, merely a momentary distraction for those happy to stick their heads in the sand.
Keir Starmer "bearing down" on the cost of living really did conjure up a mental image of him just literally shitting all over policy intended to help
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Keir Starmer "bearing down" on the cost of living really did conjure up a mental image of him just literally shitting all over policy intended to help
so, the aim is to terrify the silver tops into voting for an English version of ICE and Johnsons ex-Cabinet that assisted in systematically fucking the country over during their last term.
can we also ban over 65's from social media for their own good?
can we also ban over 65's from social media for their own good?
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
so, the aim is to terrify the silver tops into voting for an English version of ICE and Johnsons ex-Cabinet that assisted in systematically fucking the country over during their last term.
can we also ban over 65's from social media for their own good?
can we also ban over 65's from social media for their own good?
blue state general strikes
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 AM
blue state general strikes
well that's quite the historic quote
January 24, 2026 at 9:31 PM
well that's quite the historic quote
sadistic child rapist
never forget the sadistic bit, it's the worst part and everybody needs to know.
he's a combination of Joffrey from game of thrones, Hitler and Jimmy Saville.
GBNews needs taking off air - where the fuck are ofcom?
never forget the sadistic bit, it's the worst part and everybody needs to know.
he's a combination of Joffrey from game of thrones, Hitler and Jimmy Saville.
GBNews needs taking off air - where the fuck are ofcom?
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 PM
sadistic child rapist
never forget the sadistic bit, it's the worst part and everybody needs to know.
he's a combination of Joffrey from game of thrones, Hitler and Jimmy Saville.
GBNews needs taking off air - where the fuck are ofcom?
never forget the sadistic bit, it's the worst part and everybody needs to know.
he's a combination of Joffrey from game of thrones, Hitler and Jimmy Saville.
GBNews needs taking off air - where the fuck are ofcom?
good guy with a gun, executed by a bunch of bad guys with guns.
no justice until Trump is in Jail
release the Epstein files
no justice until Trump is in Jail
release the Epstein files
January 24, 2026 at 8:09 PM
good guy with a gun, executed by a bunch of bad guys with guns.
no justice until Trump is in Jail
release the Epstein files
no justice until Trump is in Jail
release the Epstein files
Fuck Ice.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck the entire republican administration.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck the entire republican administration.
January 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Fuck Ice.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck the entire republican administration.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck the entire republican administration.
Please, for the love of god, stop putting him in the news
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Please, for the love of god, stop putting him in the news
then extend the time on it? why is that hard?
January 22, 2026 at 2:12 PM
then extend the time on it? why is that hard?
as far as i recall, it was gross AF
January 22, 2026 at 10:22 AM
as far as i recall, it was gross AF
So... Pokémon go for illegals
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
So... Pokémon go for illegals
to be fair, he's only saying we should consider these things, not just plough ahead regardless.
in those considerations, discussions would be had about their feasibility - but he is at least bringing it to the forefront that a massive reliance on an unstable USA is a problem.
in those considerations, discussions would be had about their feasibility - but he is at least bringing it to the forefront that a massive reliance on an unstable USA is a problem.
January 20, 2026 at 12:41 PM
to be fair, he's only saying we should consider these things, not just plough ahead regardless.
in those considerations, discussions would be had about their feasibility - but he is at least bringing it to the forefront that a massive reliance on an unstable USA is a problem.
in those considerations, discussions would be had about their feasibility - but he is at least bringing it to the forefront that a massive reliance on an unstable USA is a problem.
still not convinced it wasn't rigged
January 19, 2026 at 11:28 AM
still not convinced it wasn't rigged
sadistic paedophilia, child and puppy murder
Trump is literally the combination of;
Joffrey from game of thrones +
Hitler +
Jimmy Saville
all rolled into one almighty piece of shit.
Trump is literally the combination of;
Joffrey from game of thrones +
Hitler +
Jimmy Saville
all rolled into one almighty piece of shit.
January 19, 2026 at 11:19 AM
sadistic paedophilia, child and puppy murder
Trump is literally the combination of;
Joffrey from game of thrones +
Hitler +
Jimmy Saville
all rolled into one almighty piece of shit.
Trump is literally the combination of;
Joffrey from game of thrones +
Hitler +
Jimmy Saville
all rolled into one almighty piece of shit.