I was finally acquainted with Roger Mellie, the man on the telly last night

On the subject of band names, Women & Captains First still makes me chuckle

I heard they are renaming the Atlantic Ocean to the Gulf of Morality. Is this true?

Zelenskyy is standing up to Putin because Zelenskyy has the minerals. Trump is kowtowing to Putin because Trump does not have the minerals. Have I got that right?