Ass Connoisseur
@mrstuffums.bsky.social
DFW | Married | Open | Gay | Top | PrEP | 40 | NSFW | You have to create you own happiness, so let’s have fun. I got the milk 🥛 if you got the cookies 🍪
You in High School vs you now
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 PM
You in High School vs you now
I got the cure to your Sunday Scaries 😝
January 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I got the cure to your Sunday Scaries 😝
2016/2026
No more cold winters ever please and thank you.
No more cold winters ever please and thank you.
January 10, 2026 at 12:46 PM
2016/2026
No more cold winters ever please and thank you.
No more cold winters ever please and thank you.
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Post your favorite nude of 2025. You can only pick one
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Post your favorite nude of 2025. You can only pick one
I don’t have any milk and cookies, but would you settle for a peppermint stick?
December 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I don’t have any milk and cookies, but would you settle for a peppermint stick?
Breakfast in bed?
December 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Breakfast in bed?
December 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Some people like coffee first thing in the morning. I crave peaches and cakes 🍑 🎂
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Some people like coffee first thing in the morning. I crave peaches and cakes 🍑 🎂
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
December 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
It’s Thursday! Can I quench your thirst?
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
It’s Thursday! Can I quench your thirst?
Post you from a different era in your life
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Post you from a different era in your life
Up early this Tuesday #tightiewhitie #briefs
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Up early this Tuesday #tightiewhitie #briefs
It’s Monday again #monochromaticmonday #mcm
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It’s Monday again #monochromaticmonday #mcm
Men of a Certain Age thread.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Men of a Certain Age thread.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.