Tim Newman
@mrtimnewman.bsky.social
#DataScientist, #accountant, #TTRPG, #Improv. Fairly left wing and thinks Nazis are rancid little pricks.
It's not a happy story. The ships can still be seen in the middle of the Severn. Five people died. The bridge was never rebuilt. Which is interesting, it's pretty much impossible for my family to be net positive contributors to the UK. /End
September 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's not a happy story. The ships can still be seen in the middle of the Severn. Five people died. The bridge was never rebuilt. Which is interesting, it's pretty much impossible for my family to be net positive contributors to the UK. /End
In 1960 Jim Dew, temporary captain of the WASTDALE H, was involved in a crash in the fog. Unfortunately his boat and the other boat were both carrying highly flamable stuff, and the bridge was carrying a gas line. /3
September 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
In 1960 Jim Dew, temporary captain of the WASTDALE H, was involved in a crash in the fog. Unfortunately his boat and the other boat were both carrying highly flamable stuff, and the bridge was carrying a gas line. /3
A little #FamilyHistory thread today - some families have things they built, discoveries they have made, a famous great great great something.
My family has a large piece of national infrastructure we destroyed.
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My family has a large piece of national infrastructure we destroyed.
1/
September 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A little #FamilyHistory thread today - some families have things they built, discoveries they have made, a famous great great great something.
My family has a large piece of national infrastructure we destroyed.
1/
My family has a large piece of national infrastructure we destroyed.
1/
Man I wish I could find/remember the original of this - I thought it was @magehandpress.bsky.social in the middle finger days but it's not in the archive. (That I could see)
August 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Man I wish I could find/remember the original of this - I thought it was @magehandpress.bsky.social in the middle finger days but it's not in the archive. (That I could see)
For when they turn @hellybellyb.bsky.social and I into Solyent green.
July 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
For when they turn @hellybellyb.bsky.social and I into Solyent green.
I will of course be listening to the soundtrack on the way out today.
But home brew like.
But home brew like.
June 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I will of course be listening to the soundtrack on the way out today.
But home brew like.
But home brew like.
Well based on that update can I suggest an alternate but similar logo that you can use instead
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Well based on that update can I suggest an alternate but similar logo that you can use instead
An award from whom Sainsbury's from whom? The Gitmo torturers association? The Jeffrey Dahmer unusual eats society?
Hands down the worst #GlutenFree things @hellybellyb.bsky.social and I have ever eaten, a packed field. Being #Ceoliac is bad enough, don't do it to yourselves if your in Britain
Hands down the worst #GlutenFree things @hellybellyb.bsky.social and I have ever eaten, a packed field. Being #Ceoliac is bad enough, don't do it to yourselves if your in Britain
May 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
An award from whom Sainsbury's from whom? The Gitmo torturers association? The Jeffrey Dahmer unusual eats society?
Hands down the worst #GlutenFree things @hellybellyb.bsky.social and I have ever eaten, a packed field. Being #Ceoliac is bad enough, don't do it to yourselves if your in Britain
Hands down the worst #GlutenFree things @hellybellyb.bsky.social and I have ever eaten, a packed field. Being #Ceoliac is bad enough, don't do it to yourselves if your in Britain
Bought some dice at the Glastonbury medieval fair. They are very very pretty. Wish I'd taken the name so I could buy more and big them up.
April 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Bought some dice at the Glastonbury medieval fair. They are very very pretty. Wish I'd taken the name so I could buy more and big them up.
What are you talking about I don't get anything? History 'bout to get a whole lot swearier...
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What are you talking about I don't get anything? History 'bout to get a whole lot swearier...
Just at Gifford circus and I agree with the song @hellybellyb.bsky.social is indeed "Reet petite" and is the finest girl I ever did meet. Right now the petite bit is super handy.
April 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Just at Gifford circus and I agree with the song @hellybellyb.bsky.social is indeed "Reet petite" and is the finest girl I ever did meet. Right now the petite bit is super handy.
April 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Second day in a row busting out this bastard.
April 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Second day in a row busting out this bastard.
It's nice to know that even Victorians knew what it feels like to try and give a #cat a worming tablet #ProofOfCat
April 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's nice to know that even Victorians knew what it feels like to try and give a #cat a worming tablet #ProofOfCat
I made myself a tiny portable #TTRPG kit for on the go. So if you run into me in the pub understand there is no escape... roll for initiative.
April 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I made myself a tiny portable #TTRPG kit for on the go. So if you run into me in the pub understand there is no escape... roll for initiative.
Here is my version using tiny blue dungeon from www.0onegames.com/catalog/inde...
March 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Here is my version using tiny blue dungeon from www.0onegames.com/catalog/inde...
Alas if only my postie was quicker I could have tempted you by showing you how beautiful the last kick starter was (is)
March 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Alas if only my postie was quicker I could have tempted you by showing you how beautiful the last kick starter was (is)
If you see this, quote with a game with a 10/10 soundtrack.
LFO <- to -> Léo Delibes *Chef kiss*
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
LFO <- to -> Léo Delibes *Chef kiss*
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
March 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you see this, quote with a game with a 10/10 soundtrack.
LFO <- to -> Léo Delibes *Chef kiss*
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
LFO <- to -> Léo Delibes *Chef kiss*
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
Asshole intensifies
February 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Asshole intensifies
Some cats just want to watch the world burn.
February 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Some cats just want to watch the world burn.
Top work BBC. Top what they said, below the image the BBC used to illustrate it. Deep layered characters and story lines Vs baby oil bodyslam.
February 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Top work BBC. Top what they said, below the image the BBC used to illustrate it. Deep layered characters and story lines Vs baby oil bodyslam.
I believe the best description of these is: smol.
Here is a Welsh valley. The best description of the temperature would have been: crisp.
Here is a Welsh valley. The best description of the temperature would have been: crisp.
January 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I believe the best description of these is: smol.
Here is a Welsh valley. The best description of the temperature would have been: crisp.
Here is a Welsh valley. The best description of the temperature would have been: crisp.
January 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM