Maartje
@mrtje.bsky.social
My mom wants me to go outside. I guess this will have to do 😅
I finished sending all my obligatory Merry Christmas text messages, and my mom is going to make me tapioca porridge with baked goods. Now to read and watch stuff til my eyes close
a baby is laying on a couch with his hands behind his head and wearing a tom jerry shirt .
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December 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I finished sending all my obligatory Merry Christmas text messages, and my mom is going to make me tapioca porridge with baked goods. Now to read and watch stuff til my eyes close
As a tutor, I was like omj what a thoughtful question. As a student, I was like bruhh your teacher is rude. But I felt like a genius writing sine as costan and figuring out 😂
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
As a tutor, I was like omj what a thoughtful question. As a student, I was like bruhh your teacher is rude. But I felt like a genius writing sine as costan and figuring out 😂
Was going over naming acids and we got to HIO4 and I'm like that's per i o dic acid and my tutee goes periodic acid? So I told her us chemists are bougie it's per i o dic thank you very much
a woman is standing in a room holding a red purse .
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December 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Was going over naming acids and we got to HIO4 and I'm like that's per i o dic acid and my tutee goes periodic acid? So I told her us chemists are bougie it's per i o dic thank you very much
When I say Happy Holidays to people, and they hit me with a very strong Merry Christmas... like okay....you too dude you too
a man wearing sunglasses and a blue shirt is sitting at a table with the word chill bro written on it .
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December 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
When I say Happy Holidays to people, and they hit me with a very strong Merry Christmas... like okay....you too dude you too
You’re kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You’re kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
Stole this from the humor page at work 😂
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Stole this from the humor page at work 😂
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Blue October
Icona Pop
Passion Pit
Bleachers w/ Muna
The 1975 w/ Pale Waves and No Rome
Blue October
Icona Pop
Passion Pit
Bleachers w/ Muna
The 1975 w/ Pale Waves and No Rome
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Rush
Korn, Chevelle, Breaking Benjamin and Skindred
Fall Out Boy
Post Malone, Swae Lee
Twenty One Pilots
Rush
Korn, Chevelle, Breaking Benjamin and Skindred
Fall Out Boy
Post Malone, Swae Lee
Twenty One Pilots
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
Crystal Gayle (don’t judge, dad took me)
Steve Miller Band
Spin Doctors
Third Eye Blind
Sugar Ray
Crystal Gayle (don’t judge, dad took me)
Steve Miller Band
Spin Doctors
Third Eye Blind
Sugar Ray
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Blue October
Icona Pop
Passion Pit
Bleachers w/ Muna
The 1975 w/ Pale Waves and No Rome
Blue October
Icona Pop
Passion Pit
Bleachers w/ Muna
The 1975 w/ Pale Waves and No Rome
I don't celebrate Thanksgiving but will be eating anyway, hope everyone has a great day 🦃
a can of perrier sits on a table with a woman eating food
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November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I don't celebrate Thanksgiving but will be eating anyway, hope everyone has a great day 🦃
My off day was me going in for my physical, shuffling through the grocery store, and driving for what felt like hours to to find parking at the pharmacy. But I did blast my music at full volume and jammed while driving so meh day
a picture of a pig on a carousel with the words status written above it
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November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My off day was me going in for my physical, shuffling through the grocery store, and driving for what felt like hours to to find parking at the pharmacy. But I did blast my music at full volume and jammed while driving so meh day
People booking tutoring for 2026 is wild to me, like weren't we just making new year's resolutions????
a woman is surrounded by mathematical equations and the word trendizisst is on the bottom left
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November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
People booking tutoring for 2026 is wild to me, like weren't we just making new year's resolutions????
Finally saw Sinners
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in an auditorium and giving a thumbs up .
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November 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Finally saw Sinners
I got up to do something - which I have now forgotten and did not do - but stood atop my bed at a weird angle because my knees still cannot function and was like ooh I'm like a surfer while pretending to surf...I just completed another decade of life last week but will forever be 7 😂
a man in a suit is riding a wave on a surfboard with the words surf 's up below him
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November 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I got up to do something - which I have now forgotten and did not do - but stood atop my bed at a weird angle because my knees still cannot function and was like ooh I'm like a surfer while pretending to surf...I just completed another decade of life last week but will forever be 7 😂
We watched Coco as a nice palate cleanser after all the horror... I'm not crying you are 😭
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November 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
We watched Coco as a nice palate cleanser after all the horror... I'm not crying you are 😭
I just watched the movie Weapons with my brother; for the horror, I give it a 10 out of 10! Ngl I legit screamed near the end there 😂 It was scary compared to Bird Box and A Quiet Place: Day One which we saw earlier this week. The movie itself gets an 8 because soooo many questions
a woman wearing a white bracelet and rings holds her head in her hands
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November 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I just watched the movie Weapons with my brother; for the horror, I give it a 10 out of 10! Ngl I legit screamed near the end there 😂 It was scary compared to Bird Box and A Quiet Place: Day One which we saw earlier this week. The movie itself gets an 8 because soooo many questions
It's All Hallows Eveeeee 🧛♀️
a man in a tuxedo is coming out of a kit kat box .
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October 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's All Hallows Eveeeee 🧛♀️
Top 6 reasons for not going outside:
- Germs
- Ankle pain
- Knee pain
- Back pain
- Hip pain
- Arm pain
Although the last one is due to the COVID shot I asked for but still lol just gotta make it through two more days
- Germs
- Ankle pain
- Knee pain
- Back pain
- Hip pain
- Arm pain
Although the last one is due to the COVID shot I asked for but still lol just gotta make it through two more days
a cartoon scene from spongebob squarepants with the words " almost there " on the bottom
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October 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Top 6 reasons for not going outside:
- Germs
- Ankle pain
- Knee pain
- Back pain
- Hip pain
- Arm pain
Although the last one is due to the COVID shot I asked for but still lol just gotta make it through two more days
- Germs
- Ankle pain
- Knee pain
- Back pain
- Hip pain
- Arm pain
Although the last one is due to the COVID shot I asked for but still lol just gotta make it through two more days
Me since I have to go outside today, tomorrow, the day after, AND Friday 😭
a picture of a witch with the words another glorious morning above her
Alt: a gif of a witch with the words ohhhhh look another glorious morning makes me sick! at the bottom from hocus hocus
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October 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Me since I have to go outside today, tomorrow, the day after, AND Friday 😭
Watching Interstellar with my brother right now, who claims its his favorite movie and the best movie ever, and I'm soooooo mad at Anne Hathaway right now bruh
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October 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Watching Interstellar with my brother right now, who claims its his favorite movie and the best movie ever, and I'm soooooo mad at Anne Hathaway right now bruh
Oh no, I forgot my mask at home.
October 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oh no, I forgot my mask at home.
Just finished Bon Appétit, Your Majesty on Netflix. It was my first time slip show since Rooftop Prince. I was initially like meh but ended up loving it! Now to pick another from my infinite list of kdramas 😅
October 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Just finished Bon Appétit, Your Majesty on Netflix. It was my first time slip show since Rooftop Prince. I was initially like meh but ended up loving it! Now to pick another from my infinite list of kdramas 😅
Duolingo is hilarious 🤣 Estoy lista Duo (I'm ready Duo) 💃
October 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Duolingo is hilarious 🤣 Estoy lista Duo (I'm ready Duo) 💃
The sass that Oscar gives on Duolingo when you play him in chess 🤣
September 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The sass that Oscar gives on Duolingo when you play him in chess 🤣
I put my phone on DND during tutoring yesterday and forgot to disable it, so my alarm did not go off this morning. My mom woke me up at 8:50 to ask if I wasn't going to work. I immediately freaked out lol thankful today for not having to deal with traffic and no on-camera meetings scheduled 😂
a fluffy cat is sitting on a wooden table looking at the camera .
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September 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I put my phone on DND during tutoring yesterday and forgot to disable it, so my alarm did not go off this morning. My mom woke me up at 8:50 to ask if I wasn't going to work. I immediately freaked out lol thankful today for not having to deal with traffic and no on-camera meetings scheduled 😂