Very slight mist from the plane vents on my flight leaving from Bahrain

Oh for gods sake. I apologise on behalf of Chris Youngs everywhere.

Trump surrounds himself with a coterie of fascists, egomaniacs and corrupt bootlickers. But only one fascist egomaniac corrupt bootlickers is out on day one. Hmmm, if only there was some way to crack this mysterious code

Could any #arabic speakers tell me what this says?

I enjoyed that more than I expected to