mrtoads.bsky.social
@mrtoads.bsky.social
Grouchy old fart, enjoys books, birds, baroque music, alliteration and, of course, spiders (but then, who doesn’t?). Semi-skilled at a number of unimportant things like game-playing, computer surgery and natural history story-telling. Lazy.
I suspect this was why CBS News was chosen as the primary corruption target by our rulers.
December 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Russia is now simply laughing at the US. I presume Republicans submit meekly to being laughed at by their Russian masters because they fundamentally hate America.
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
He left out the (* for certain values of “Christian”. Old Testament only. Terms and conditions apply. Not applicable in all states. Jesus not included. If hatred fades, see your preacher immediately.)
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It’s not “stealing” if she knows that you absolutely intend to give it to her, but have simply not got around to it yet. She’s just helping you save some valuable time in your busy day.
December 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Give them time.
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I watched Johnny Dangerously once. Once!
December 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Boy, some of us are just hypercompetitive about everything, even how much our pets love us.
Now personally, I know that only my life is the ideal, and everybody else lives lives of relative depravity, but I would never be so crass as to write that!
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Was it The Three Ronnies, then?

Neddie; let me tell you a tale..
December 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Presumably the actual number is higher. Possibly well higher.
They’re probably proud of it, but unlike the original Nazis, they’re not competent at administrative work.
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
So, about two months earlier than the average! Well done indeed!
December 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
There is no bottom to this barrel of corruption.
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I don’t know anyone who sneers at beginners. We all started from scratch and most of us haven’t made much progress. It would be pretty chintzy to mock others who are showing us their art; that takes guts!
December 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Necessary in order for our owners to put more pennies in their pockets.
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Nothing is impossible for this crew. Once “rule by royal decree” became accepted, anything is now possible.
“Denaturalization” is the obvious next step, but the real goal is “decitizenship”.
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Not just criminal, but also full of trolls. Pwning The Libs was one thing all of them agreed on.
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The GOP has advanced Whataboutism to the status of art.
Bad art, but still art.
It’s like watching monkeys fingerpaint with poop. Disgusting, but still impressive, considering who’s doing it.
December 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Have fun!
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Offered”?
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
How has he not been pardoned? Perhaps he scammed one of the King’s courtiers or “family” members?
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
In a dictatorship, especially under a Mad King, laws are whatever the courtiers say they are (as long as they don’t bother anyone who can bribe the King)
December 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Only Democrats.
December 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
That’s the spirit! Enjoy what you have while you have it!
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’m looking forward to the resolution of this exciting debate becoming both law and culture in the US!
December 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Thanks for the Christmas cheer, Tovarisch!
And a very happy holiday season to you as well!
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Susan Collins would be a natural to head the committee for that. She’s good at considering.
December 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM