Because it’s a Murdoch paper and:

1. They would always prefer to use a poorly paid person (in this instance - one manipulating digital images) rather than pay a skilled professional (e.g. photographer)

2. They probably shouldn’t be allowed to use sharp objects without adult supervision

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OK

I did not have a Reform 2025 Ltd councillor doing the Hokey Cokey on my Xmas bingo card

Thanks - on it 👍🏻

Got a chest of drawers from Ikea ‘seconds’ dept many years ago

Failed to find the fault; assistant eventually diagnosed a flaw in the matching of the wood colours inside a drawer

Now looking at their LP storage options to go with 100s of CDs in Billy shelves

Bah!

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