Turd Ferguson (for Norm McDonald)
@mrturdferguson.bsky.social
I’ve got a big hat…it’s funny
My man looks like he just got back from a trip to Havana with Fredo and Hyman Roth
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My man looks like he just got back from a trip to Havana with Fredo and Hyman Roth
Our daughters had the best reaction to the Christmas gift of tickets to Lady Gaga
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Our daughters had the best reaction to the Christmas gift of tickets to Lady Gaga
They are missing an 'S'
December 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
They are missing an 'S'
But at least Kash Patel has time to spend with someone who cares about him
December 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
But at least Kash Patel has time to spend with someone who cares about him
Yep, can’t afford that nice spread just waiting tables at Stinky,s
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Yep, can’t afford that nice spread just waiting tables at Stinky,s
Not this decade, but for all time...it is hard to find someone who is both a better serious actor (Julliard educated) and funnier than this guy.
a man with glasses and a beard looks to the side
ALT: a man with glasses and a beard looks to the side
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Not this decade, but for all time...it is hard to find someone who is both a better serious actor (Julliard educated) and funnier than this guy.
My favorite character actor along with Stephen Root
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My favorite character actor along with Stephen Root
I'm gonna guesstimate that he is within 1-2 months of just casually using the 'N' word
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm gonna guesstimate that he is within 1-2 months of just casually using the 'N' word
Almost as funny as his drivers license test.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Almost as funny as his drivers license test.
Nope - the clarity and brevity are appreciated
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Nope - the clarity and brevity are appreciated
Ronaldo is 6’2 - doesn’t look like the president is even 6fr tall
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ronaldo is 6’2 - doesn’t look like the president is even 6fr tall
That is exactly what I thought when I heard it
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
That is exactly what I thought when I heard it
Wonder if they can find/create some crap on Schumer?
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Wonder if they can find/create some crap on Schumer?
Judge needs to haul his ass back into court and lock him up for contempt
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Judge needs to haul his ass back into court and lock him up for contempt
Almost everything you do is too much…and it is awesome!
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Almost everything you do is too much…and it is awesome!
He really is much dumber than any of us want to believe. And as big a narcissist as have ever lived.
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
He really is much dumber than any of us want to believe. And as big a narcissist as have ever lived.
You need to move out oft he US. My wife is 10 years younger than me and we’ve been trying to figure out how we can retire at the same time. This is the only affordable way we have found.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You need to move out oft he US. My wife is 10 years younger than me and we’ve been trying to figure out how we can retire at the same time. This is the only affordable way we have found.
Time to cull the D herd of the old and feeble (primary them).
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Time to cull the D herd of the old and feeble (primary them).
American has the chance to do something really funny -
Ban her
Ban her
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
American has the chance to do something really funny -
Ban her
Ban her
If it ends up that he likes pumpkin bagels then something will have to be done....
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If it ends up that he likes pumpkin bagels then something will have to be done....
Denial ain’t just a River in Egypt
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Denial ain’t just a River in Egypt