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I will die on the hill that Critters 2 is an Easter movie.
December 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I will die on the hill that Critters 2 is an Easter movie.
I feel the world deserves a Ralph Bakshi remake of An American Tail.
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I feel the world deserves a Ralph Bakshi remake of An American Tail.
My cheap steak knife broke on a piece of cheese.
Cheese must be respected.
Cheese must be respected.
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My cheap steak knife broke on a piece of cheese.
Cheese must be respected.
Cheese must be respected.
I tried being young once. I grew out of it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I tried being young once. I grew out of it.
I feel people need to rue things more often.
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I feel people need to rue things more often.
I think it still holds that Critters 2 is the best Easter movie.
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I think it still holds that Critters 2 is the best Easter movie.
I don’t get these people complaining about how the Fellowship got to Mordor. I mean, was Don Henley supposed to show up and carry Frodo on his shoulders?
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I don’t get these people complaining about how the Fellowship got to Mordor. I mean, was Don Henley supposed to show up and carry Frodo on his shoulders?
Working title of my new book on aggressive negotiating tactics is “Let’s Get Naked And Talk About This Like Adults”.
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Working title of my new book on aggressive negotiating tactics is “Let’s Get Naked And Talk About This Like Adults”.
I’m so out of touch these days that for most of her career I thought Cardi B was a trendy new exercise program.
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’m so out of touch these days that for most of her career I thought Cardi B was a trendy new exercise program.
I’m not allowed at the community college anymore after posing nude a few times in their art classes even though they told me not to.
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I’m not allowed at the community college anymore after posing nude a few times in their art classes even though they told me not to.
I predict that on February 2 Vance will see his shadow and we’ll have six more weeks of fascism to look forward to.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I predict that on February 2 Vance will see his shadow and we’ll have six more weeks of fascism to look forward to.
I don’t think I’m allowed in Utah after that time I referred to The Book Of Mormon as the Continuing Adventures Of The Supposedly Magical Jew.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I don’t think I’m allowed in Utah after that time I referred to The Book Of Mormon as the Continuing Adventures Of The Supposedly Magical Jew.
I got banned from Toys R Us for life after that time I tried re-enacting my favorite scenes from Lord Of The Flies.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I got banned from Toys R Us for life after that time I tried re-enacting my favorite scenes from Lord Of The Flies.
I want to start a jazz street band called Consensual Sax.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I want to start a jazz street band called Consensual Sax.
I wrote a song today. It’s called “Let Me In The Bathroom Before I Shit On The Floor”. It’s about thirty three seconds of me saying “Please!” and then a lot of crying.
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I wrote a song today. It’s called “Let Me In The Bathroom Before I Shit On The Floor”. It’s about thirty three seconds of me saying “Please!” and then a lot of crying.
Based on the amount of Nutella I had on me, I’m pretty sure the police are in the wrong for charging me for being naked in public.
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Based on the amount of Nutella I had on me, I’m pretty sure the police are in the wrong for charging me for being naked in public.
The United States government has explicitly forbidden me to work on time travel ever since the accident that created Bono.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The United States government has explicitly forbidden me to work on time travel ever since the accident that created Bono.
I’m not allowed at Civil War reenactments after that time I showed up to one as a zombie and tried infecting everyone.
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I’m not allowed at Civil War reenactments after that time I showed up to one as a zombie and tried infecting everyone.
If they didn’t mean for me to be attracted to Jigglypuff then why do they draw them so sexy?
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If they didn’t mean for me to be attracted to Jigglypuff then why do they draw them so sexy?
I feel that people who review Troll 2 poorly probably don’t recognize the cleverness of Nilbog.
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I feel that people who review Troll 2 poorly probably don’t recognize the cleverness of Nilbog.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have sunk all that money into chocolate butthole companies.
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have sunk all that money into chocolate butthole companies.
@stephenking.bsky.social I know you likely won’t respond, but maybe a lore geek will read this and answer. Rose The Hat said, in the Doctor Sleep movie, that pain and fear purifies “shine”. Is that what Pennywise feeds on?
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social I know you likely won’t respond, but maybe a lore geek will read this and answer. Rose The Hat said, in the Doctor Sleep movie, that pain and fear purifies “shine”. Is that what Pennywise feeds on?
Savory edible underwear is a huge untapped market.
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Savory edible underwear is a huge untapped market.
I feel that we, as a species, peaked with squeezable yogurt and it’s been downhill ever since.
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I feel that we, as a species, peaked with squeezable yogurt and it’s been downhill ever since.
In three states I’m not legally allowed near a laminating machine.
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
In three states I’m not legally allowed near a laminating machine.