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Mike Blizman
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I don't know who needs to read this, but my blue sky content is forthcoming...

I'm a refugee from The Holy War that Nazi Batman Caligula just created on another platform...

But please know that this short-term delay will have long-term benefits.

Thank you
I know it's early yet, but as this year comes to a close, I just want to thank this awesome community here at Blue Sky, more than anything, for its kindness and welcoming nature.

For those who follow me, thank you.

For those I follow, thank you for everything you do.
January 1, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this today, but I love butterscotch candies.
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
So last night, I watched Rudolph's shiny new year...

He's in a time crunch to find the baby New Year before it's too late.

He's walking through the sands of time, and getting rides from Camels and whales and such.

Can he only fly with Santa?

Because at the end he was flying again, no problem.
December 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
In my experience, it seems as though the loudest and most prolific proponents of AI, are just not the smartest people to begin with.
December 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I definitely need to say it...

I have never understood the appeal of The Big Lebowski

There are far better Coen Brothers films, and there are far better Jeff Bridges performances.

I feel like people only pretend to Love The Big Lebowski
December 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Fun fact: Die Hard is based on a novel which is, in itself, a sequel to a novel that was made into a movie starring Frank Sinatra. The IP of Die Hard as a movie script has been around long enough to have been offered to Frank Sinatra to reprise that role of Joe Leland in The Detective
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
For my new friends at Blue Sky, please enjoy a Christmas Eve tradition of mine, since I discovered it several years ago.

Ladies and gentlemen, Peter Capaldi reading a letter from World War I.
Peter Capaldi Reads A Captain's World War One Letter From The Christmas Truce, 1914
YouTube video by Stewart Seyfried
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social

Have a Holly Jolley Christmas, my good sir...

And you know I don't say that too lightly, because you're one of the two people in the world I can say that to, and literally mean it!
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I'd like to think my Aunt Jeanette would be pretty happy to know how much traction her assessment of Deadpool has gotten on this site
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
@berserkerpiglet.bsky.social

By the way, I don't know if you have your own copy, or even though this version Beyond The Rankin Bass special, but please enjoy the original poem
The Year Without A Santa Claus
YouTube video by Boris Karloff - Topic
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but I've just reminded myself that Scritti Politti's "Perfect Way" totally out-wang chungs Wang Chungs "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight"
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
You know, I'm still not sure who or what a Sydney Sweeney is, and why I, as the liberal Elite socialist Democrat I am, is routinely told that everything she does gives me the vapors.
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Look, I'm not going to jump on the trend and say that the Epstein files have been redacted...

But I am going to say that J Edgar Hoover's files on Huey P Newton and Bobby Seale had less black in them.
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Today, I saw a YouTube video that had an an ad for t-shirts on it...

The guy called THIS image "a cool Western thing going on" that I can get on a t-shirt if I so choose.
December 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hot take (How hot is a take if it's 55 years late?): Everything about On Her Majesty's Secret Service is perfect.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Look, I use a wheelchair, too, so I feel qualified to say this:

The only reason Greg Abbott should give any kind of a fuck about who uses what bathroom is because we usually only get one stall at the end of the row.
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I just watched a YouTube video about the making of Rankin & Bass' Frosty the Snowman.

It's important to say that this video had an actual human in it and was not AI

This guy kept referring to Jimmy Durante as Jimmy Durant

Learn your history, Junior.

I'm actually livid about this, seriously!
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I just got a 40 piece chicken McNuggets via doordash...

This usually entails two 20 piece boxes, which works out because there's two of us.

Got a 20 piece and a 10-piece box.

Doordash asked me to upload the photo of this as proof.

When I did, my claim was denied because I seem suspicious.
December 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I need a movie wherein Martin Short and Jane wickline star as Ed Grimley and his daughter.

And it needs to happen now.

That is all.
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
For the last several months, I have been dreaming of a one-off television special, that I called "Still in the Family" where Mike and Gloria Stivic take in either their son, or grandson, by now, who is married to a MAGA blonde.

I refuse to acknowledge their ridiculous TV divorce on that bar show.
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Anybody here want to buy a disabled shut in a Christmas fruit cake?

The entirety of Metro Detroit seems to be out... which I find hard to believe, since I seem to be the only human alive who actually enjoys fruit cake
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What happened to calling a wind chill a wind chill?

It's all, "real feel" and "feels like" temps, now...

What happened to science, and words and language?
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Hey everyone, hear me out:

Given this Administration, the Idiocracy and heavy leaning into half-assing through life by giving into AI overlords, how can we be sure it was actually, human Liam Neeson?
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Is there anyone out there in Blue Sky land who has actually tried Gruns? The gummy bear with all the fruit and vegetables and vitamins and minerals I need in my life?

I'm interested but they are pricey and it's the kind of thing that you have to subscribe to I guess
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Hot take: I am tired of these post-wicked videos that talk about things like, why is Jonathan Bailey's scarecrow so different from Ray Bolger? Or, if the Tin Man doesn't have a heart, why is he so angry at Glinda?

Because it was written like 125 years after the source material, that's why!
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM