Mr Village Idiot
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Mr Village Idiot
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In these trying times, I keep trying, but it takes time.
@mattgaetz4head.bsky.social I see that the post office was inspired by your forehead when they designed the new mail truck.
July 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
July 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Godammit, this is me and Tucker Carlson right now

Yesterday I woulda said you were crazy if you had predicted it.
June 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I was at the zoo yesterday and ran into celebrity pulled Charlie Kirk and Stephen Miller, their celeb couple name is Chiller, they were with their lab grown genetically engineered son Blake, they both submitted a sample for the lab that they tugged out of each other.
June 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Laura Loomer has seen him make this face.
June 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tom Homan interview.

On a loading dock in front of the dumpsters.

Reminiscent of the four seasons press conference Rudy put on.
June 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I think Jim is fully caps of pulling himself up by his bootstraps.

Plus his apocalypse freeze dried food is made in the USA so tarrifs won’t effect how much of a donation his followers will have to give I. Order to be blessed with a bucketful

x.com/rightwingwat...
Right Wing Watch on X: "Televangelist Jim Bakker needs 1,000 people to donate $1,000 each to save his ministry: "If they foreclose on this ministry, they will take my house too, so I'll be on the street." https://t.co/KGuad2Cn0O" / X
Televangelist Jim Bakker needs 1,000 people to donate $1,000 each to save his ministry
x.com
May 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
JD Vance meets with the Pope.

Next day the Pope is dead.

The anti-christ has made himself known, be ready for the breaking of the seals.
April 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
April 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You just need the right motivator to bring out your motivation
March 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Elon runs around with his kid in case he needs an emergency blood supply

All the rest are a backup organ supply
March 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Kroger supports DEI either for fundamental reasons or because it’s simply good for business.

The former would be preferential, but the latter suggests that companies rejecting DEI are ignorant of market pressures or are willing to lose business in order to declare their true feelings.
March 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So doge canceled the FAA contract with Verizon for a communications upgrade and instead wants to use starlink.

But he doesn’t want there to be sort of an official contract or paper trail kinda situation?
March 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Reposted by Mr Village Idiot
February 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Picked up this Oak Cliff Rye thinking it was distilled in the newly gentrified area of Oak Cliff in Dallas

Nope, Houston, distilled in Houston. The whiskey is good, even if they can’t put the label on wrinkle free

The coffee mug was a gift, came from the Texas Paul collection

@realtexapaul.com
February 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Senator John Kennedy likes omelets better than sex.

Today, the photos were leaked by a jilted lover who was ignored I’d favor of omelets.
February 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“We're like the piggy bank that everybody is robbing”
-DJT at the 2018 G7 summit

Don is closing the piggy bank off to the world. USAID is offline, hungry people will remain hungry.

He’s like a kid playing monopoly with his hand in the bank.

The piggy bank is his to dip into.

And his to bankrupt.
Trump orders creation of US sovereign wealth fund, says it could own part of TikTok
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February 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The next round of firings only applies to humans.

Muppets will suffer a worse fate.
February 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
While I was wiping, DEI made the paper miss and get doody on my hand.
January 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Villager: sheriff, there’s a rabid dog in town

Sheriff: I poisoned the rabid dog’s water

V: how did you know which is his water bowl?

S: I put the poison in the town well

This is how the administration is operating. Freeze everything, fire everyone, pardon them all.

Easier than doing the work.
January 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I love how everyone is talking about gas and egg prices?

It wasn’t about that.

Jan 6 pardons?

It wasn’t about that.

Immigrants, jobs, abortion?

It wasn’t about any of that.

THEY DIDN’T WANT A BLACK WOMAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE

We knew the magas think that way.

The undecided made it known.
January 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Medicaid/medicare portals are down.

Good thing the people making all these decisions have health insurance.
January 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Dr phil is helping out with deporting immigrants. I had grok come up with what he would look like if he was the national director of midday television deportation programming.

Looks about right.
January 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Who’s playing the role better as a villian, Tom Homan or Werner Herzog?
January 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM