Read your favourite filthy story to me while I admire your perfect, nude body.

The benefits of demon possession.

Came for the anal probing, stayed for the pussy.

Visiting the ocean always makes you horny. The sound of the crashing waves, the smell of the sea, and the coarseness of the sand against your skin unlock distant, core memories. You have no choice but to grind your pussy on any surface you can find.

Dedicated to all the hoes, sluts, whores and sex workers in my life.

Do the things to me that my wife won’t.
#pegging

Your wife sends me pictures of her pussy and asshole right after she tells you that she "loves" you.

I need to taste all of you.

I want you to bite me. Hurt me. Sink your teeth into my cheating cock.

Your wife is my whore.

When you travel for business, your wife hosts the most amazing parties for the neighbourhood men. She is a wonderful hostess.

It’s a “wrap-the-used-panties-you-got-from-a-sex-worker-at-sexexpo-capetown-around-your-cock” kinda day. They still feintly smell of her perfume.

It is intoxicating.
She is intoxicating.

#IamMrWednesday
#SexExpoCapeTown

My cum belongs inside you.
#IamMrWednesday

I need your tongue here.
#IamMrWednesday

Hello Bluesky. This is me.
#IamMrWednesday