Mr. Willis of Ohio
@mrwillisofohio.bsky.social
Perfectly whelmed
None of those things are Rights enshrined in the Constitution....
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
None of those things are Rights enshrined in the Constitution....
I don't think they understand that the point of The Prince is that being a brutal ass is easier but it is not the best way and is not sustainable.
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I don't think they understand that the point of The Prince is that being a brutal ass is easier but it is not the best way and is not sustainable.
I also appreciate how the kids less than generous reaction paints them initially as kind of jerks.
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I also appreciate how the kids less than generous reaction paints them initially as kind of jerks.
Reminds me of when some jackass was arguing that black mermaids don't make sense scientifically.
February 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Reminds me of when some jackass was arguing that black mermaids don't make sense scientifically.
I'm Melian, damned if I do damned if I don't.
February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I'm Melian, damned if I do damned if I don't.
Because the Colonel puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly smart ass
February 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Because the Colonel puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly smart ass
Well depending on where you put the comma that sentence might be correct.
February 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Well depending on where you put the comma that sentence might be correct.
I can't teach 3 units every year without this frigging song popping up in my subconscious.
It's astounding I haven't mumbled "fucked the shit out of bears" and been fired yet
It's astounding I haven't mumbled "fucked the shit out of bears" and been fired yet
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I can't teach 3 units every year without this frigging song popping up in my subconscious.
It's astounding I haven't mumbled "fucked the shit out of bears" and been fired yet
It's astounding I haven't mumbled "fucked the shit out of bears" and been fired yet
As someone who barely speaks English I do find this offensive.
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
As someone who barely speaks English I do find this offensive.
What in the Post Hoc Ergo Whathafuck
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
What in the Post Hoc Ergo Whathafuck
When the news cycle is so bad you have to pivot back to the insane idea of taking over Greenland....
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
When the news cycle is so bad you have to pivot back to the insane idea of taking over Greenland....
Article II section 2, they belong to Walz until they don't. Kind of scary situation.
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Article II section 2, they belong to Walz until they don't. Kind of scary situation.
I live in his district, fuck him for saying the image is bad...
January 24, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I live in his district, fuck him for saying the image is bad...
I am about an hour north of the city, thought I would beat the rush and get what I needed for a long slow cooking chili on Sunday,
When you can't find peppers and onions 2 days before the storm....
When you can't find peppers and onions 2 days before the storm....
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I am about an hour north of the city, thought I would beat the rush and get what I needed for a long slow cooking chili on Sunday,
When you can't find peppers and onions 2 days before the storm....
When you can't find peppers and onions 2 days before the storm....
Laser focused on the issues that matter most
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Laser focused on the issues that matter most
OK, so I bought and read your book. Unfortunately I lent it to my brother in-law and haven't seen it in a year or so.
Can you cite a page number or something I can review upon the books return?
Can you cite a page number or something I can review upon the books return?
January 16, 2026 at 11:58 PM
OK, so I bought and read your book. Unfortunately I lent it to my brother in-law and haven't seen it in a year or so.
Can you cite a page number or something I can review upon the books return?
Can you cite a page number or something I can review upon the books return?
Garrison Keillor once wrote something to the effect of "Don't mess with people who choose to live in Minnesota"
January 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Garrison Keillor once wrote something to the effect of "Don't mess with people who choose to live in Minnesota"
I would pay anything to hear Trump pronounce "facetiously"
January 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I would pay anything to hear Trump pronounce "facetiously"
The "One other thing" is what gets me. She doesn't know the new food period recommendations either... is it Oreos?
January 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The "One other thing" is what gets me. She doesn't know the new food period recommendations either... is it Oreos?
The number of county fairs that will go without music this year, sad really.
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
The number of county fairs that will go without music this year, sad really.
Better than calling me Chief
January 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Better than calling me Chief
I still don't understand why Trump held up his pinky...
January 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I still don't understand why Trump held up his pinky...