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Another 🏳️🌈 🐦 runway.
Married 👬 cat dad 🐱 in New England 🍂
Married 👬 cat dad 🐱 in New England 🍂
I was peeing while I took this #TummyTuesday pic in case you care to know.
April 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I was peeing while I took this #TummyTuesday pic in case you care to know.
Less than thrilled to be working but it's still #TummyTuesday
March 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Less than thrilled to be working but it's still #TummyTuesday
Two #TummyTuesday posts in a row. I'm on a roll, a fat roll 😁
March 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Two #TummyTuesday posts in a row. I'm on a roll, a fat roll 😁
I know there's mixed thoughts about toilet pics but I don't mind them and it is good display for #TummyTuesday
March 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I know there's mixed thoughts about toilet pics but I don't mind them and it is good display for #TummyTuesday
When I stretch there's crack.
March 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When I stretch there's crack.
I was on a Caribbean cruise floating away on sea of margaritas.
February 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I was on a Caribbean cruise floating away on sea of margaritas.
Peeing with no hands in my office's prison-inspired bathroom.
#workingmanwednesday
#workingmanwednesday
February 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Peeing with no hands in my office's prison-inspired bathroom.
#workingmanwednesday
#workingmanwednesday
The mirror is foggy
#SquishyStomachSunday
#SquishyStomachSunday
February 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The mirror is foggy
#SquishyStomachSunday
#SquishyStomachSunday
I went for a check-up today. Doc had me keep my clothes on.
January 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I went for a check-up today. Doc had me keep my clothes on.
Honestly, same.
January 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Honestly, same.
Her purr is the most calming sound on this entire planet of earth and I love it . However, on a night when I'm trying to be a good husband and wait up for my husband, her little motor makes it damn near impossible to stay awake.
January 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Her purr is the most calming sound on this entire planet of earth and I love it . However, on a night when I'm trying to be a good husband and wait up for my husband, her little motor makes it damn near impossible to stay awake.
I haven't posted in a while. My bad. #BackFatFriday
January 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I haven't posted in a while. My bad. #BackFatFriday
Waiting for the shower to warm up on this #TummyTuesday
January 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Waiting for the shower to warm up on this #TummyTuesday
In lieu of my fat cock I offer you my fat stomach and a weird face. #FatManFriday
January 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of my fat cock I offer you my fat stomach and a weird face. #FatManFriday
Fat & tired. Gmornin.
December 28, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Fat & tired. Gmornin.
It's 8am and it has warmed up from -1 to 0 here.
Busted out ole spacey to toast my toes.
To my foot fetish friends this one's for you 👣
Busted out ole spacey to toast my toes.
To my foot fetish friends this one's for you 👣
December 23, 2024 at 1:23 PM
It's 8am and it has warmed up from -1 to 0 here.
Busted out ole spacey to toast my toes.
To my foot fetish friends this one's for you 👣
Busted out ole spacey to toast my toes.
To my foot fetish friends this one's for you 👣
Thoughts from bed while dog sitting at my parents:
-The vat of mac & cheese my mom left is both a blessing and a curse
-The bed from my teen years is very uncomfortable
-The only bathroom is a floor away. Odds of me falling down the stairs and pissing myself are great.
-My nipple looks HUGE here
-The vat of mac & cheese my mom left is both a blessing and a curse
-The bed from my teen years is very uncomfortable
-The only bathroom is a floor away. Odds of me falling down the stairs and pissing myself are great.
-My nipple looks HUGE here
December 19, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Thoughts from bed while dog sitting at my parents:
-The vat of mac & cheese my mom left is both a blessing and a curse
-The bed from my teen years is very uncomfortable
-The only bathroom is a floor away. Odds of me falling down the stairs and pissing myself are great.
-My nipple looks HUGE here
-The vat of mac & cheese my mom left is both a blessing and a curse
-The bed from my teen years is very uncomfortable
-The only bathroom is a floor away. Odds of me falling down the stairs and pissing myself are great.
-My nipple looks HUGE here
I paused for a moment while getting dressed to share a #tummytuesday moment with you.
December 17, 2024 at 12:14 PM
I paused for a moment while getting dressed to share a #tummytuesday moment with you.
This was kinda fun and a good excuse to stay in bed a few extra minutes this morning.
December 15, 2024 at 1:20 PM
This was kinda fun and a good excuse to stay in bed a few extra minutes this morning.
Enjoy this #TummyTuesday pic with a little grey sweatpant razzle-dazzle that cropped my stupid-expressioned face out of. Take it or leave it.✌️
December 10, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Enjoy this #TummyTuesday pic with a little grey sweatpant razzle-dazzle that cropped my stupid-expressioned face out of. Take it or leave it.✌️
Today's project for the hope of tonight's activity.
December 8, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Today's project for the hope of tonight's activity.
I really want a new tattoo. But what? And where?
December 8, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I really want a new tattoo. But what? And where?
As part of my weight loss program (so far unsuccessful) my doc requested I take my blood pressure twice a week. A reasonable request however, the cuff that was provided cannot read thru the sleeve of a long sleeve T-shirt thus forcing me to sit here at my desk with my breasteses fully exposed 🙊
December 6, 2024 at 1:43 PM
As part of my weight loss program (so far unsuccessful) my doc requested I take my blood pressure twice a week. A reasonable request however, the cuff that was provided cannot read thru the sleeve of a long sleeve T-shirt thus forcing me to sit here at my desk with my breasteses fully exposed 🙊
After a rough 3 days I treated myself to a day out. Just me. I dressed cute, for me (it's a low bar I've set.) Went to the casino. Drank full sugar Coca-Cola. Played the slots. Sang my heart out while driving home. For the moment, I am content. Everyone's self-care looks different. This is mine.
December 1, 2024 at 11:12 PM
After a rough 3 days I treated myself to a day out. Just me. I dressed cute, for me (it's a low bar I've set.) Went to the casino. Drank full sugar Coca-Cola. Played the slots. Sang my heart out while driving home. For the moment, I am content. Everyone's self-care looks different. This is mine.