Helen
@msaitch.bsky.social
Escaped to Scotland. Live by the sea. Very happy with a good book!
And I would like Hellen to talk me through the festive range of yoghurts. Mincemeat, pigs in blanket yogurt anyone? #thearchers
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
And I would like Hellen to talk me through the festive range of yoghurts. Mincemeat, pigs in blanket yogurt anyone? #thearchers
Also has George never seen It's a Beautiful Life? #thearchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Also has George never seen It's a Beautiful Life? #thearchers
Alert 🚨 chainsaw massacre on the way #thearchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Alert 🚨 chainsaw massacre on the way #thearchers
I really want them to be asked what do they want instead of the BBC? And here we go with the anti trans stuff, liberal metropolitan elites, woke agendas! #parliament
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I really want them to be asked what do they want instead of the BBC? And here we go with the anti trans stuff, liberal metropolitan elites, woke agendas! #parliament
Enough Esme we didn't know who he was until a fortnight ago. #thearchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Enough Esme we didn't know who he was until a fortnight ago. #thearchers
It's very similar to an episode of East Enders. Bit happy. #thearchers
October 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's very similar to an episode of East Enders. Bit happy. #thearchers
And here we are. His entire family has forgotten that his abusive stepfather who his mother tried to kill was a cricketer. #thearchers
August 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
And here we are. His entire family has forgotten that his abusive stepfather who his mother tried to kill was a cricketer. #thearchers
I blame Hellen for not getting decent psychotherapy for Henry way back! #thearchers
August 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I blame Hellen for not getting decent psychotherapy for Henry way back! #thearchers
Never heard such a unrealistic story line. Martin being best mates with Jazzer and golf with Chelsea- of course rich businessmen do this 😬 #thearchers
August 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Never heard such a unrealistic story line. Martin being best mates with Jazzer and golf with Chelsea- of course rich businessmen do this 😬 #thearchers
Reposted by Helen
To mark the start of BBC Proms 2025, here’s my version of the Postman Pat theme tune in the style of a tango.
July 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
To mark the start of BBC Proms 2025, here’s my version of the Postman Pat theme tune in the style of a tango.
Jeez! Watching paint dry would be more interesting than this! #TheArchers
May 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Jeez! Watching paint dry would be more interesting than this! #TheArchers
Crispin or Kate for the money. #TheArchers
May 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Crispin or Kate for the money. #TheArchers
Also just how pathetic is Hellen #TheArchers
May 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Also just how pathetic is Hellen #TheArchers
Even the Guardian headlines start from the negative. It's no wonder we are in a mess!
Britons will not be able to use e-gates in EU until October at earliest
Deal will not come into effect until the autumn and will be phased in over six months
www.theguardian.com
May 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Even the Guardian headlines start from the negative. It's no wonder we are in a mess!
And you know you are in a bad place when Jenrick agrees with the PM
May 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
And you know you are in a bad place when Jenrick agrees with the PM
Can I hope that Peggy has left all her money to Hilda and the Cats Home? #TheArchers
May 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Can I hope that Peggy has left all her money to Hilda and the Cats Home? #TheArchers
Hellen changing the goalposts because it's too hard for her. My heart bleeds #thearchers
March 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Hellen changing the goalposts because it's too hard for her. My heart bleeds #thearchers
I hope they both ask to take redundancy. Serve Hellen right for being so mean and malicious. #thearchers
March 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I hope they both ask to take redundancy. Serve Hellen right for being so mean and malicious. #thearchers