Nell Urban (parody)
@msandrist59.bsky.social
pee pants, wretched creature, has never went to oovoo javer
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I bet the dude who Mary cheated on Joseph with was so relieved to find out he wasn’t the father
did a faux-angry bit on Threads and someone tried to match my energy and be part of the bit so i doubled down and matched it back and they immediately took offense and thought I was actually being mean all bc i out-bitted them by actually being committed to it and they were just casually committed 😞
August 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
did a faux-angry bit on Threads and someone tried to match my energy and be part of the bit so i doubled down and matched it back and they immediately took offense and thought I was actually being mean all bc i out-bitted them by actually being committed to it and they were just casually committed 😞
Going potty can actually be so rejuvenating if you allow it to be
August 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Going potty can actually be so rejuvenating if you allow it to be
Bill Clinton? You mean the guy River Phoenix campaigned for in the 1992 U.S. presidential election?
July 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Bill Clinton? You mean the guy River Phoenix campaigned for in the 1992 U.S. presidential election?
Candace Owens, Jr., 70 years from now: “If Netanyahu just wanted to expel and eradicate Palestinians from Israel — OK, fine. The problem is he had dreams outside of Israel. He wanted everyone to be a zionist.”
July 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Candace Owens, Jr., 70 years from now: “If Netanyahu just wanted to expel and eradicate Palestinians from Israel — OK, fine. The problem is he had dreams outside of Israel. He wanted everyone to be a zionist.”
Minneapolis police with a show of horse over the July 4th weekend
July 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Minneapolis police with a show of horse over the July 4th weekend
I bet the dude who Mary cheated on Joseph with was so relieved to find out he wasn’t the father
July 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I bet the dude who Mary cheated on Joseph with was so relieved to find out he wasn’t the father
At the local dive shewtin’ pool
Saw ‘er sittin’ on a barstool
So fine I nearly dropped my cue
I was workin’ hard to keep ma cool
All i could think to say was “Who’re yew?”
She said “I gotta yewz the bathroom”
And my achin’ heart sank through the roof
Before she turned and said “there’s rewm fer tew”
Saw ‘er sittin’ on a barstool
So fine I nearly dropped my cue
I was workin’ hard to keep ma cool
All i could think to say was “Who’re yew?”
She said “I gotta yewz the bathroom”
And my achin’ heart sank through the roof
Before she turned and said “there’s rewm fer tew”
I could write a country music song in five seconds
June 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
At the local dive shewtin’ pool
Saw ‘er sittin’ on a barstool
So fine I nearly dropped my cue
I was workin’ hard to keep ma cool
All i could think to say was “Who’re yew?”
She said “I gotta yewz the bathroom”
And my achin’ heart sank through the roof
Before she turned and said “there’s rewm fer tew”
Saw ‘er sittin’ on a barstool
So fine I nearly dropped my cue
I was workin’ hard to keep ma cool
All i could think to say was “Who’re yew?”
She said “I gotta yewz the bathroom”
And my achin’ heart sank through the roof
Before she turned and said “there’s rewm fer tew”
I could write a country music song in five seconds
June 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I could write a country music song in five seconds
Is it a prerequisite for 21st century male country singers to have absolutely no stage presence whatsoever?
June 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Is it a prerequisite for 21st century male country singers to have absolutely no stage presence whatsoever?
I can only hope is that by the time my job is lost to AI a new industry will have emerged requiring video game type skills
June 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I can only hope is that by the time my job is lost to AI a new industry will have emerged requiring video game type skills
Robin Tunney has very strong oboe energy
June 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Robin Tunney has very strong oboe energy
Women should be allowed to pass bad checks with no repercussions
June 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Women should be allowed to pass bad checks with no repercussions
Why do dads have such “i borned my own best friend” energy about their sons
June 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Why do dads have such “i borned my own best friend” energy about their sons
Old PEOPLE. should not. have to work. at GROCERY STORES!
June 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Old PEOPLE. should not. have to work. at GROCERY STORES!
I could probably eat tootsie rolls forever
June 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I could probably eat tootsie rolls forever
She’s been like this ever since she was forced to file for bankruptcy 😔
hurts my heart
hurts my heart
June 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
She’s been like this ever since she was forced to file for bankruptcy 😔
hurts my heart
hurts my heart
Whoa whoa whoa why didn’t anyone tell me how hot Minister of Industry, Registrar General of Canada and Minister responsible for Canada Economic Development for Quebec Regions Mélanie Joly is?
June 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Whoa whoa whoa why didn’t anyone tell me how hot Minister of Industry, Registrar General of Canada and Minister responsible for Canada Economic Development for Quebec Regions Mélanie Joly is?
Reposted by Nell Urban (parody)
Happy 50th birthday to the iconic Angelina Jolie.
June 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Happy 50th birthday to the iconic Angelina Jolie.
Another day of shouldering the burden
June 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Another day of shouldering the burden
Rod Stewart looks like Martin Short cosplaying as Clay Aiken
May 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Rod Stewart looks like Martin Short cosplaying as Clay Aiken
Daughter named Nell fyi
May 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Daughter named Nell fyi