Awesome, so original. You're a trend setter.

Oh wow! That's a nice slab! 🤤

So much hotter with pubes. 🤤

Wow!! 🤤 Absolute perfection.

Damn! That's a beautiful one too. 🤤

Without pubes, you look like an overgrown prepubescent child. It's kinda gross.
And I know, having pubes doesn't make you a "man." But it does however, make you an adult one.

And also... If you're hairy all over, stomach, legs, back... All over. And you shave off your pubes... There's not enough words in the English language to describe how fucking idiotic you look! It's like male pattern baldness for your dick! Please stop!! Please!!!