Michelle Eloise Cadaver
@mscadaver.bsky.social
adult | she/her, they/them | 🇹🇭🇩🇪
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Unsolicited (and honestly unoriginal) advice: learn how to draw or pay someone else to do it for you. If you can't afford commissions, there are art tutorials on YouTube; you can always look them up if you want to draw something but you don't exactly know how.
Act like Julius Caesar, meet the same fate as Julius Caesar.🖕
January 16, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Act like Julius Caesar, meet the same fate as Julius Caesar.🖕
Shout out to that 7/11 cashier in Hatyai who immediately clocked me as mixed but said she wasn't sure about the specifics.
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Shout out to that 7/11 cashier in Hatyai who immediately clocked me as mixed but said she wasn't sure about the specifics.
Drawing's all done. I'm free at last.
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Drawing's all done. I'm free at last.
I think I can officially call myself an artist now.
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I think I can officially call myself an artist now.
My art may be shit, but at least it's mine.
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
My art may be shit, but at least it's mine.
1st WIP of 2026
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
1st WIP of 2026
All birds; no bees.
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 AM
All birds; no bees.
Unsolicited (and honestly unoriginal) advice: learn how to draw or pay someone else to do it for you. If you can't afford commissions, there are art tutorials on YouTube; you can always look them up if you want to draw something but you don't exactly know how.
December 31, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Unsolicited (and honestly unoriginal) advice: learn how to draw or pay someone else to do it for you. If you can't afford commissions, there are art tutorials on YouTube; you can always look them up if you want to draw something but you don't exactly know how.
I know I should switch to decaf, but I'm not going to. Being jittery is a small price to pay for the energy to complete daily tasks.
December 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I know I should switch to decaf, but I'm not going to. Being jittery is a small price to pay for the energy to complete daily tasks.
From my Threads account.
December 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
From my Threads account.
Where are my brain cells?
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Where are my brain cells?
The animosity between me and Paul Atreides is insane. I can't believe my arch-nemesis isn't even a real person.
December 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The animosity between me and Paul Atreides is insane. I can't believe my arch-nemesis isn't even a real person.
Maybe I should proofread my posts.
December 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Maybe I should proofread my posts.
Somehow, I spelled "arch-nemesis" wrong and didn't realize it.
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Somehow, I spelled "arch-nemesis" wrong and didn't realize it.
Amazing Grace, huh?
Yeah, I bet she's amazing in bed.
Yeah, I bet she's amazing in bed.
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Amazing Grace, huh?
Yeah, I bet she's amazing in bed.
Yeah, I bet she's amazing in bed.
I don't know why anyone would name their dog "Mr. Strawberry" but it would explain the warden's reaction to the whole "should I call Mr. Strawberry? No, I don't think he's taking calls" thing. Killing and maiming a warden's dog to fuck with said warden just seems like an Evil Coop thing to do.
December 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I don't know why anyone would name their dog "Mr. Strawberry" but it would explain the warden's reaction to the whole "should I call Mr. Strawberry? No, I don't think he's taking calls" thing. Killing and maiming a warden's dog to fuck with said warden just seems like an Evil Coop thing to do.
I was never going to end up in heaven anyway. So, it doesn't really matter, does it?
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I was never going to end up in heaven anyway. So, it doesn't really matter, does it?
I wish folks would just be normal about my mixed ancestry. I'm so sick and tired of being treated like a space alien.
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I wish folks would just be normal about my mixed ancestry. I'm so sick and tired of being treated like a space alien.
When in Rome, do as the Romans: assassinate a politician.
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
When in Rome, do as the Romans: assassinate a politician.
I already posted this on Tumblr a while back, but questions like "why do you always have to make it about race?" should be directed at white supremacists and *only white supremacists*, not any random person pointing out systemic issues that are essentially the ramifications of colonialism.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I already posted this on Tumblr a while back, but questions like "why do you always have to make it about race?" should be directed at white supremacists and *only white supremacists*, not any random person pointing out systemic issues that are essentially the ramifications of colonialism.
Not to be a Twin Peaks fan on main, but I love the implication that Laura Palmer committed patricide before changing her name to Carrie Paige and moving down to Texas.
Good riddance, and good for her, honestly.
Good riddance, and good for her, honestly.
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Not to be a Twin Peaks fan on main, but I love the implication that Laura Palmer committed patricide before changing her name to Carrie Paige and moving down to Texas.
Good riddance, and good for her, honestly.
Good riddance, and good for her, honestly.
If you think "cracker" is pejorative, wait until someone calls you a bird-shit foreigner as an insult.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
If you think "cracker" is pejorative, wait until someone calls you a bird-shit foreigner as an insult.
This might possibly be a controversial thing to say, but the so-called "Gen Z slang" is really just appropriated AAVE.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This might possibly be a controversial thing to say, but the so-called "Gen Z slang" is really just appropriated AAVE.
"Where are my feelings?"
I don't know, Paul. Where are they?
I don't know, Paul. Where are they?
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
"Where are my feelings?"
I don't know, Paul. Where are they?
I don't know, Paul. Where are they?