Short shorts season is just around the corner king

All that energy on wearing shorts to work instead of doing anything useful

I like to let a martini know that vermouth lives down the street from it

I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for the anti-masturbation Christian fringe to make their own version of this

Does Ted Cruz know what he looks like?

Government shutdowns are country destroyers? Please tell me more

“We would have won with more war crimes” is one of the greatest hits for fascists