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Ms Ironic Last Name
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· Nov 22
Not going to make an intro, feel free to fill in the gaps of your mental picture of me with your imagination.
coffee, but you use egg nog as creamer and stir it with a peppermint stick
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
coffee, but you use egg nog as creamer and stir it with a peppermint stick
I wish I had realized that I was trans and came out way sooner so that I had personal memories of being a MySpace emo/scene girl instead of just vicarious ones.
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I wish I had realized that I was trans and came out way sooner so that I had personal memories of being a MySpace emo/scene girl instead of just vicarious ones.
really wish my brain had an off switch so I could just go to sleep. it's not even hyper fixated on anything. it's like when your computer randomly decides to be at 90% cpu and ram utilization even though you don't have any programs running.
December 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
really wish my brain had an off switch so I could just go to sleep. it's not even hyper fixated on anything. it's like when your computer randomly decides to be at 90% cpu and ram utilization even though you don't have any programs running.
wrapped a present for my brother
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
wrapped a present for my brother
every just think about how thin the barrier between you and the outside world is? how anyone with a sledgehammer and a vendetta could just decide to ruin your whole life?
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
every just think about how thin the barrier between you and the outside world is? how anyone with a sledgehammer and a vendetta could just decide to ruin your whole life?
honestly, if a company wants to write off a media property as list for tax benefits, that property should immediately become public domain
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
honestly, if a company wants to write off a media property as list for tax benefits, that property should immediately become public domain
Reposted by Ms Ironic Last Name
IBM, 1979: "A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a managerial decision."
CEOs, 2020s, having to answer for their 385th predictably bad managerial decision: "Market shifts did it."
CEOs, 2020s, having to answer for their 385th predictably bad managerial decision: "Market shifts did it."
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
IBM, 1979: "A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a managerial decision."
CEOs, 2020s, having to answer for their 385th predictably bad managerial decision: "Market shifts did it."
CEOs, 2020s, having to answer for their 385th predictably bad managerial decision: "Market shifts did it."
I'm gonna say it. I hate when mashed potatoes are too smooth. mashed potatoes are supposed to be chunky and have lumps. put the sieve away, don't get a ricer, no electric beater needed. Just mash the potatoes with a couple pats of butter, some salt, and some garlic powder if you're feeling fancy.
December 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm gonna say it. I hate when mashed potatoes are too smooth. mashed potatoes are supposed to be chunky and have lumps. put the sieve away, don't get a ricer, no electric beater needed. Just mash the potatoes with a couple pats of butter, some salt, and some garlic powder if you're feeling fancy.
it's a great feeling when someone eats out and gets a dish you've made them and they off-handed comment how yours is better unprompted
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
it's a great feeling when someone eats out and gets a dish you've made them and they off-handed comment how yours is better unprompted
gotta cool. feels like less than usual... think they might just be bigger. used a different scoop.
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
gotta cool. feels like less than usual... think they might just be bigger. used a different scoop.
these cookie sheets have memory
December 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
these cookie sheets have memory
cookie cauldron
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
cookie cauldron
so like... at the start of the last crusade, what was indy's plan on the ship? like if that life perserver didn't just luckily float on by, what was the get away plan? he was in the middle of the ocean in a storm.
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
so like... at the start of the last crusade, what was indy's plan on the ship? like if that life perserver didn't just luckily float on by, what was the get away plan? he was in the middle of the ocean in a storm.
is it just me or have restraunts really been under sausing their wings?
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
is it just me or have restraunts really been under sausing their wings?
my oven's broken, but I wanted to bake. not bad for a first attempt baking on the stove.
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
my oven's broken, but I wanted to bake. not bad for a first attempt baking on the stove.
crafting at the coffee shop
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
crafting at the coffee shop
>hears about something niche
>thing becomes hyperfixation
>start doing a ton of browsing on the topic of the thing
>join online communities related to thing
>purchase related to thing
>shocked pikachu that 1/2 of algorithm internet is now that thing
"wow this thing suddenly seems really popular"
>thing becomes hyperfixation
>start doing a ton of browsing on the topic of the thing
>join online communities related to thing
>purchase related to thing
>shocked pikachu that 1/2 of algorithm internet is now that thing
"wow this thing suddenly seems really popular"
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
>hears about something niche
>thing becomes hyperfixation
>start doing a ton of browsing on the topic of the thing
>join online communities related to thing
>purchase related to thing
>shocked pikachu that 1/2 of algorithm internet is now that thing
"wow this thing suddenly seems really popular"
>thing becomes hyperfixation
>start doing a ton of browsing on the topic of the thing
>join online communities related to thing
>purchase related to thing
>shocked pikachu that 1/2 of algorithm internet is now that thing
"wow this thing suddenly seems really popular"
don't listen now, but it's smelling
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
don't listen now, but it's smelling
what's up with people who set up out of office replies at the end of every day and not just when they go on vacation?
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
what's up with people who set up out of office replies at the end of every day and not just when they go on vacation?
why the hell does windows keep switching the default shut down option to switch user instead of shut down? there's not even another user to switch to, windows, why would I ever select that option.
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
why the hell does windows keep switching the default shut down option to switch user instead of shut down? there's not even another user to switch to, windows, why would I ever select that option.
curly fries are just fries to someone as twisted as me
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
curly fries are just fries to someone as twisted as me
it's so annoying that my voice sounds the best when it feels the sloppiest and when it feels the smoothest it sounds like an absolute mess
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
it's so annoying that my voice sounds the best when it feels the sloppiest and when it feels the smoothest it sounds like an absolute mess