Was reminded of being contacted recently through a Venmo email alert by someone who had already been deleted and blocked from all other avenues pre-pandemic. Sent me a penny and asked me to call. The circle-back is real in this economy. No thank you.

Now mind you I will take that over toe cheese and underwashed anus any day, but it was just the most peculiar thing to date that I’ve picked up.

That seemed like a perfect setup to me; it gave each of us something to do at the sink and you could always be sure that everyone was brushing their teeth.

Now if that TP roll is upside down or not on the dispenser? Divorce and murder.

When we lived in a tiny apartment and shared a bathroom, my ex left a massive thumbprint about two inches from the top of the tube every morning and I got my little rocks off running the tail end over the edge of the countertop to shove it back to the top.

Almost pulled a muscle cackling