Trump’s playbook is all too familiar: issue threats, escalate tensions, spark market uncertainty, then backtrack at the last minute and claim victory.

I’m old enough to remember when y’all lost your minds over a blow job, but a traitor and his foreign born jumping-minion take a blow torch to our government and your response is “LFG”.

So, is it just that you’re fucking stupid?

Donald Trump:
Comply with my demands or I will hurt my own people!

Canada:
Ok, we will keep doing a thing we’ve been doing.

Mexico:
Ok, we will do a thing we did under the last guy.

Trump:
I WIN!!!!

Fucking idiot.