lauren
@mslaurenmfitz17.bsky.social
just a small town girl living in a lonely world | lover of all things food and caffeine related | cat mom | capricorn
Yeah, so, if it could stop snowing, I’d really appreciate that. #OverIt
a black and white cartoon cat is sitting on a pink pillow .
Alt: a black and white cartoon cat is sitting on a pink pillow.
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December 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Yeah, so, if it could stop snowing, I’d really appreciate that. #OverIt
Catch me diving into a giant Caesar salad (with rotisserie chicken added by moi) with a nice crispy Coke to drink and watching Love Actually for the rest of the night. #GirlDinner
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Catch me diving into a giant Caesar salad (with rotisserie chicken added by moi) with a nice crispy Coke to drink and watching Love Actually for the rest of the night. #GirlDinner
My apartment ghost’s dislike of Gilmore Girls is so infuriating. It’s fall. I want to watch my fall comfort show.
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My apartment ghost’s dislike of Gilmore Girls is so infuriating. It’s fall. I want to watch my fall comfort show.
I tried to be funny with my mom and instead got life advice about my nightguard.
It’s even funnier when you think about the fact that I work in a dental office and she’s giving me advice on my nightguard.
It’s even funnier when you think about the fact that I work in a dental office and she’s giving me advice on my nightguard.
October 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I tried to be funny with my mom and instead got life advice about my nightguard.
It’s even funnier when you think about the fact that I work in a dental office and she’s giving me advice on my nightguard.
It’s even funnier when you think about the fact that I work in a dental office and she’s giving me advice on my nightguard.
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Whatever you do, please don’t stop reading.
Read for joy. Read for education. Read for resistance. Read banned books. Read books by marginalized authors. Read about experiences that differ from your own.
Just. Keep. Reading.
Read for joy. Read for education. Read for resistance. Read banned books. Read books by marginalized authors. Read about experiences that differ from your own.
Just. Keep. Reading.
September 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Whatever you do, please don’t stop reading.
Read for joy. Read for education. Read for resistance. Read banned books. Read books by marginalized authors. Read about experiences that differ from your own.
Just. Keep. Reading.
Read for joy. Read for education. Read for resistance. Read banned books. Read books by marginalized authors. Read about experiences that differ from your own.
Just. Keep. Reading.
September 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The older I get, the more I appreciate a nice medium rare steak with some kind of potato to go along with it.
In other news, I could really go for a steak right now.
In other news, I could really go for a steak right now.
September 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The older I get, the more I appreciate a nice medium rare steak with some kind of potato to go along with it.
In other news, I could really go for a steak right now.
In other news, I could really go for a steak right now.
I’m sorry, I’m just supposed to work for the rest of the day like a normal person knowing that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged?!?!?!
Joking, of course. But…..I’m going to be insufferable today.
Joking, of course. But…..I’m going to be insufferable today.
August 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I’m sorry, I’m just supposed to work for the rest of the day like a normal person knowing that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged?!?!?!
Joking, of course. But…..I’m going to be insufferable today.
Joking, of course. But…..I’m going to be insufferable today.
I started watching Bones six weeks ago and just got to the season nine finale and holy crap my heart was pounding.
August 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I started watching Bones six weeks ago and just got to the season nine finale and holy crap my heart was pounding.
How did my day go? Well, I told an insurance rep that I was calling about a claim from 2002 and said it with absolute confidence.
Dear reader, the claim was from 2022.
I. Am. Exhausted.
Dear reader, the claim was from 2022.
I. Am. Exhausted.
July 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
How did my day go? Well, I told an insurance rep that I was calling about a claim from 2002 and said it with absolute confidence.
Dear reader, the claim was from 2022.
I. Am. Exhausted.
Dear reader, the claim was from 2022.
I. Am. Exhausted.
I’m going to see Hamilton in December and I could cry because I’m so excited!
July 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m going to see Hamilton in December and I could cry because I’m so excited!
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You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳
July 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳
I think in my old age (my 30s), I’m becoming predictable because I’m going to a party to celebrate my friend’s husband’s citizenship this week and her first question is if I’m bringing my pasta salad.
To be fair, I do make really good pasta salad.
To be fair, I do make really good pasta salad.
June 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I think in my old age (my 30s), I’m becoming predictable because I’m going to a party to celebrate my friend’s husband’s citizenship this week and her first question is if I’m bringing my pasta salad.
To be fair, I do make really good pasta salad.
To be fair, I do make really good pasta salad.
We have walkie talkies at work to communicate better in our office, and today our doctor posed a trivia question about the name of the evil headmaster in Matilda and I have never lunged for a walkie talkie faster in my life.
June 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We have walkie talkies at work to communicate better in our office, and today our doctor posed a trivia question about the name of the evil headmaster in Matilda and I have never lunged for a walkie talkie faster in my life.
Today at church, our worship leader asked what we think about when we think of the color red.
My immediate thought was Red (Taylor’s Version), which just goes to show how often I’m thinking about Taylor’s music.
My immediate thought was Red (Taylor’s Version), which just goes to show how often I’m thinking about Taylor’s music.
June 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Today at church, our worship leader asked what we think about when we think of the color red.
My immediate thought was Red (Taylor’s Version), which just goes to show how often I’m thinking about Taylor’s music.
My immediate thought was Red (Taylor’s Version), which just goes to show how often I’m thinking about Taylor’s music.
My favorite photo from my mom’s party yesterday 🥰.
June 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My favorite photo from my mom’s party yesterday 🥰.
My mom: Who are you most excited to see at my retirement party tomorrow?
Me: *proceeds to list the entire guest list because I’m the one who basically put it together.*
Me: *proceeds to list the entire guest list because I’m the one who basically put it together.*
May 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My mom: Who are you most excited to see at my retirement party tomorrow?
Me: *proceeds to list the entire guest list because I’m the one who basically put it together.*
Me: *proceeds to list the entire guest list because I’m the one who basically put it together.*
May 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“Leo, there was an accident at 18th and Potomac.”
Cue the tears on my West Wing re-watch.
Cue the tears on my West Wing re-watch.
May 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“Leo, there was an accident at 18th and Potomac.”
Cue the tears on my West Wing re-watch.
Cue the tears on my West Wing re-watch.
I had a dream last night about a baked potato so all I can think about now is eating a baked potato.
May 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I had a dream last night about a baked potato so all I can think about now is eating a baked potato.
Having been at my job for a week now, I feel qualified to make the following statements about the radio station that plays:
1. They love *NSYNC. Especially It’s Gonna Be Me.
2. The old saying of “70s, 80s, 90s, and now” is done. It’s now “the 80s to now.”
1. They love *NSYNC. Especially It’s Gonna Be Me.
2. The old saying of “70s, 80s, 90s, and now” is done. It’s now “the 80s to now.”
May 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Having been at my job for a week now, I feel qualified to make the following statements about the radio station that plays:
1. They love *NSYNC. Especially It’s Gonna Be Me.
2. The old saying of “70s, 80s, 90s, and now” is done. It’s now “the 80s to now.”
1. They love *NSYNC. Especially It’s Gonna Be Me.
2. The old saying of “70s, 80s, 90s, and now” is done. It’s now “the 80s to now.”
Being done with work on Fridays at 2 > being done with work on Fridays at 5.
My new job is going very well so far!
My new job is going very well so far!
May 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Being done with work on Fridays at 2 > being done with work on Fridays at 5.
My new job is going very well so far!
My new job is going very well so far!
For the first time since I started planning it, my mom’s retirement party is stressing me out.
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine written on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it's fine written on the top
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May 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
For the first time since I started planning it, my mom’s retirement party is stressing me out.