Hey, Jake! I didn’t read your book because I think you’re feces. And, even if you had the stones to cover the felon’s mental collapse and perversion, I wouldn’t read that either because you’re a turd. Remember how you helped him in the debate by not fact checking the really easy stuff? I do.

Sorry Schumer’s got to go. He’s not leading and that was a dirty trick. He let people who will be retiring or are not up for reelection until 2028 take the heat for what looks like some thing that was orchestrated. Can we please have the representation we deserve and voted for? You? Patty Murray?

Schumer‘s office is going right to voicemail, of course. 

Who among us can’t tell that Mike Lee is a really shitty dancer just by looking at his big, round Charlie Brown head?

Oh my God! “Pixie”! Thank you!