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Looks like the old Washington football logo. No wonder why he’s going to the game on Sunday.
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Looks like the old Washington football logo. No wonder why he’s going to the game on Sunday.
Of all the post Election Day meltdowns this one is my favorite because it looks like Rudy Giuliani is blaming 9/11 on a person who was in elementary school on 9/11 in a photo that makes it seem like that Giuliani was responsible for the terrorist attacks on 9/11.
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Of all the post Election Day meltdowns this one is my favorite because it looks like Rudy Giuliani is blaming 9/11 on a person who was in elementary school on 9/11 in a photo that makes it seem like that Giuliani was responsible for the terrorist attacks on 9/11.
Good News: Today is Election Day and since I like stickers, I went and did my civic duty.
Bad News: I don’t live in New York so I couldn’t for vote for Mamdani the socialist Muslim and piss off the worst people in the country.
Bad News: I don’t live in New York so I couldn’t for vote for Mamdani the socialist Muslim and piss off the worst people in the country.
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Good News: Today is Election Day and since I like stickers, I went and did my civic duty.
Bad News: I don’t live in New York so I couldn’t for vote for Mamdani the socialist Muslim and piss off the worst people in the country.
Bad News: I don’t live in New York so I couldn’t for vote for Mamdani the socialist Muslim and piss off the worst people in the country.
You know it we’re going to have a bunch of fascist overlords running this country, I really wish they weren’t a bunch of goddamn dorks.
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You know it we’re going to have a bunch of fascist overlords running this country, I really wish they weren’t a bunch of goddamn dorks.
I guess I got my answer of which former athlete would take The Substance to continue their career. What a psycho. That’s why I love him.
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I guess I got my answer of which former athlete would take The Substance to continue their career. What a psycho. That’s why I love him.
You know things are serious in Baltimore when they remove the ping pong tables from the locker room.
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
You know things are serious in Baltimore when they remove the ping pong tables from the locker room.
Mitch Hedberg is rolling in his grave.
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Mitch Hedberg is rolling in his grave.
I would love to thank the Baltimore Ravens for their performance today in “Three Hours of My Life I’ll Never Get Back.”
October 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I would love to thank the Baltimore Ravens for their performance today in “Three Hours of My Life I’ll Never Get Back.”
Me after I have to change my password on my work computer and forgot it.
October 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Me after I have to change my password on my work computer and forgot it.
Go live in the suburbs. You won’t see any gay or black people.
October 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Go live in the suburbs. You won’t see any gay or black people.
You can always not watch but then again I’m enjoying MAGA John eat 💩 every week.
October 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
You can always not watch but then again I’m enjoying MAGA John eat 💩 every week.
In a world of John Harbaughs be a LeBron James.
October 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
In a world of John Harbaughs be a LeBron James.
Somewhere in America there is someone who is a Ravens and Yankees fan that is not having a good time today.
October 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Somewhere in America there is someone who is a Ravens and Yankees fan that is not having a good time today.
To quote my late father, Danica Patrick butchered and murdered the English language with this post.
October 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
To quote my late father, Danica Patrick butchered and murdered the English language with this post.
I called it on Saturday. Now who let the president watch One Battle After Another?
September 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I called it on Saturday. Now who let the president watch One Battle After Another?
I’m already seeing the movie this weekend. You don’t need to convince me anymore.
September 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m already seeing the movie this weekend. You don’t need to convince me anymore.
I too would rather hang out with Steven Spielberg on a super yacht off the coast of Italy than mourn a dead right wing podcaster.
Did Charlie Kirk direct Jaws? I don’t think so.
Did Charlie Kirk direct Jaws? I don’t think so.
September 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I too would rather hang out with Steven Spielberg on a super yacht off the coast of Italy than mourn a dead right wing podcaster.
Did Charlie Kirk direct Jaws? I don’t think so.
Did Charlie Kirk direct Jaws? I don’t think so.
Do you think I really care the Ravens lost? One Battle After Another is coming out this week.
September 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Do you think I really care the Ravens lost? One Battle After Another is coming out this week.
There isn’t any reason for the Ravens to hold a moment of silence for a private citizen that has no association to the NFL or the city.
This really is a prime example of how much social media has rotted our brain to the point that we equate influencers and podcasters to elected political figures.
This really is a prime example of how much social media has rotted our brain to the point that we equate influencers and podcasters to elected political figures.
September 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
There isn’t any reason for the Ravens to hold a moment of silence for a private citizen that has no association to the NFL or the city.
This really is a prime example of how much social media has rotted our brain to the point that we equate influencers and podcasters to elected political figures.
This really is a prime example of how much social media has rotted our brain to the point that we equate influencers and podcasters to elected political figures.
Torrey Smith will never make the hall of fame but he’s one of my all time favorite Ravens.
September 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Torrey Smith will never make the hall of fame but he’s one of my all time favorite Ravens.
New strategy when the Ravens are winning by 2 scores in the 4th quarter.
Going to start placing bets on the opponent’s money line in those scenarios. If the Ravens win, I’m happy to pay for a Ravens win. If they lose, I’m still disappointed but I have more money in my pocket.
Going to start placing bets on the opponent’s money line in those scenarios. If the Ravens win, I’m happy to pay for a Ravens win. If they lose, I’m still disappointed but I have more money in my pocket.
September 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
New strategy when the Ravens are winning by 2 scores in the 4th quarter.
Going to start placing bets on the opponent’s money line in those scenarios. If the Ravens win, I’m happy to pay for a Ravens win. If they lose, I’m still disappointed but I have more money in my pocket.
Going to start placing bets on the opponent’s money line in those scenarios. If the Ravens win, I’m happy to pay for a Ravens win. If they lose, I’m still disappointed but I have more money in my pocket.
Completely mentally unhinged.
September 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Completely mentally unhinged.
I have just signed an executive order authorizing the Baltimore Ravens to wear throwback jerseys this season. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have just signed an executive order authorizing the Baltimore Ravens to wear throwback jerseys this season. Thank you for your attention to this matter.