Don't forget, on top of the materials and time cost, there's the risk cost, that it's a total failure and despite all your tension swatches and care it doesn't fit and everyone laughs at you

Alt text is so important

Sweet dreams are made of these...

Oh, you ARE sick!

He might be a chump but you don't need to roast him

Is there meant to be a giant chipmunk in that ceiling?

I'd suggest going larger and getting one of those clone instant pots. I use the one from ALDI. It cooks perfect rice in 30 mins but it's a pressure cooker, so you can cook beans from dry, stews and soups, all set and forget, just bung the ingredients in and push a button.

Remember that it's canon that High Galactic language and script exists, which is Latin words written in Roman characters. It's why the ships are called A X and Y wings.

Of course you're in the downstairs back seat.

Dude is a goddamn existential hero. Sisyphus had his rock, this guy had his endless unwanted trials, and yet he patiently endures. We should all be so lucky to have his fortitude.

Same. Now Google thinks I've got a yeast infection on my goolies

I am certain he has an entire staff of dead eyed zoomers whose only job is compiling reports on the vitriol directed at him.

The novel Permutation City by Greg Egan is based on almost this exact concept:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permuta...

Perhaps you shouldn't kink shame your clients who obviously enjoy the erotic stimulation of insects lured by fermenting fruit pulp crawling on their erogenous zones

Was Swimp the District God and cookie bear from the moon named after the cat or vice versa?

Do a video about RSS readers next. They've been so forgotten and it's a shame.

Nothing ever happens