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Michael White
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Used to be a member of the bar. Now I stand behind one and pour drinks.
So I guess it's Freedom Falafel now?
June 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You leave Bruce Springsteen alone. You're just the president. He's the Boss.
May 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Me: Let's see... They say you should set your water heater to between 120 and 140 degrees....

My Water Heater: Pick a letter
December 30, 2024 at 12:49 AM
There are a lot of great first lines to Christmas songs. "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" comes to mind. But my favorite is "Great Big Sled" by the Killers:

"The snowman is shaping up to be an eight, but not out of ten"

Others?
December 26, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Halleluiah.

Is not.

A fucking.

Christmas song.
December 22, 2024 at 8:22 AM
God, don't let him be related to Chuck Mangione
December 9, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,415,911!

What a disturbingly specific number for someone who lives in the #BayArea
September 17, 2024 at 5:32 PM