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I will vote for anyone who wants to rein in presidential pardons and wants to abolish the electoral college. There, I said it.
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I will vote for anyone who wants to rein in presidential pardons and wants to abolish the electoral college. There, I said it.
Seriously though, what is the end game here? All Minnesotans are in prison or dead? God, DHS and ICE and their leaders are dumb. So, so dumb.
January 24, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Seriously though, what is the end game here? All Minnesotans are in prison or dead? God, DHS and ICE and their leaders are dumb. So, so dumb.
Democrats to be primaried:
January 23, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Democrats to be primaried:
If you can compare Mark Carney’s Davos address with Trump’s and still think Trump has a functioning brain, you need to go get yourself scanned.
January 22, 2026 at 2:07 PM
If you can compare Mark Carney’s Davos address with Trump’s and still think Trump has a functioning brain, you need to go get yourself scanned.
As a Minnesotan, it’s hard to reflect that the choices for these on-standby “winter-ready” troops are either Minnesota, or Greenland. I would like for them to stand down entirely, ICE to GTFO MN, and we go back to enjoying life again. That would be best.
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
As a Minnesotan, it’s hard to reflect that the choices for these on-standby “winter-ready” troops are either Minnesota, or Greenland. I would like for them to stand down entirely, ICE to GTFO MN, and we go back to enjoying life again. That would be best.
There’s no way there isn’t enough online footage of the shooting yesterday for AI to produce an accurate 3D model that shows exactly where the murderer shot from.
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
There’s no way there isn’t enough online footage of the shooting yesterday for AI to produce an accurate 3D model that shows exactly where the murderer shot from.
If you don’t want to impeach Trump, cool, no problem, I’ll make do with Kristi Noem. Go ahead. Now.
January 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
If you don’t want to impeach Trump, cool, no problem, I’ll make do with Kristi Noem. Go ahead. Now.
Hey Maduro, if your lawyers aren’t advising you to self-deport, they need to be replaced.
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Hey Maduro, if your lawyers aren’t advising you to self-deport, they need to be replaced.
Venezuela needs to change their name to Epstein so Trump forgets about them.
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Venezuela needs to change their name to Epstein so Trump forgets about them.
No, NPR, Epstein is not a “disgraced financier” he is a “convicted pedophile”.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
No, NPR, Epstein is not a “disgraced financier” he is a “convicted pedophile”.
Everyone’s talking about Trump’s neck vagina, and it’s really giving vaginas everywhere a bad name. He wishes he had a neck vagina, he wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off it.
October 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Everyone’s talking about Trump’s neck vagina, and it’s really giving vaginas everywhere a bad name. He wishes he had a neck vagina, he wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off it.
Hey, mainstream media, if you don’t know how to cover Trump, just pretend he’s any Democratic leader. There you go, you’re welcome.
August 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Hey, mainstream media, if you don’t know how to cover Trump, just pretend he’s any Democratic leader. There you go, you’re welcome.
I haven’t seen this spelled out clear enough or often enough: RFK Jr is a eugenicist. He doesn’t care if you get cancer or are a 2 year old with measles or otherwise just need medical attention. He believes you have been deemed not worthy enough to live, and therefore you must go ahead and die.
July 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I haven’t seen this spelled out clear enough or often enough: RFK Jr is a eugenicist. He doesn’t care if you get cancer or are a 2 year old with measles or otherwise just need medical attention. He believes you have been deemed not worthy enough to live, and therefore you must go ahead and die.
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July 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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To be fair, the third reich was also known to be a group of dumb people. Excessively cruel AND excessively stupid. Except maybe Goebbels, but Ailes is already dead, so is it Cheung doing the heavy lifting for the fourth reich? Ew. So much Ew.
July 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
To be fair, the third reich was also known to be a group of dumb people. Excessively cruel AND excessively stupid. Except maybe Goebbels, but Ailes is already dead, so is it Cheung doing the heavy lifting for the fourth reich? Ew. So much Ew.
Why are we celebrating fewer border crossings? Would you have crossed into Germany in 1939 as a Jew?
July 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Why are we celebrating fewer border crossings? Would you have crossed into Germany in 1939 as a Jew?
You know….I can get falling in love with a guy, calling him the second coming, doing anything he tells you to do. But THAT guy? Couldn’t MAGA have fallen for someone with class, charisma, looks, a working sphincter, a functioning brain? One of the 5, doesn’t even have to be all of them.
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You know….I can get falling in love with a guy, calling him the second coming, doing anything he tells you to do. But THAT guy? Couldn’t MAGA have fallen for someone with class, charisma, looks, a working sphincter, a functioning brain? One of the 5, doesn’t even have to be all of them.
Can we skip to the part where he blows his own head off in a bunker? There, I said it.
July 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Can we skip to the part where he blows his own head off in a bunker? There, I said it.
Whether these Supreme Court “Justices” and Senators are being paid off by Trump and his minions or are being blackmailed, I hope they understand that rejecting the rule of law means that whenever he changes his mind, they will be at risk. Getting into bed with Trump means you’re always at risk.
July 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Whether these Supreme Court “Justices” and Senators are being paid off by Trump and his minions or are being blackmailed, I hope they understand that rejecting the rule of law means that whenever he changes his mind, they will be at risk. Getting into bed with Trump means you’re always at risk.
The third season of Squid Game is America right now. The people who voted to risk death for the promise of riches, and everybody else forced to play this stupid game.
June 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The third season of Squid Game is America right now. The people who voted to risk death for the promise of riches, and everybody else forced to play this stupid game.
So by my figuring, the more “states rights” laws, and the less federal laws, the more Divided States we become, and maybe we all just secede for the next 3.5 years and then discuss if we want to get back together later? I’d be cool with taking a break from paying federal taxes for a little bit.
June 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
So by my figuring, the more “states rights” laws, and the less federal laws, the more Divided States we become, and maybe we all just secede for the next 3.5 years and then discuss if we want to get back together later? I’d be cool with taking a break from paying federal taxes for a little bit.
Is anyone else getting robotexted multiple times a day to save democracy by donating all your money? I feel like maybe this is only working to make me hate democracy and wonder if it’s actually a really successful Republican PsyOp?
June 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Is anyone else getting robotexted multiple times a day to save democracy by donating all your money? I feel like maybe this is only working to make me hate democracy and wonder if it’s actually a really successful Republican PsyOp?
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Has anyone performed an analysis of taco consumption before and after the Trump label? I swear I’ve tripled my intake. I’m not sad about it, in fact, I’m very happy about it. I’m just wondering if anyone else has noticed a taco diet increase also?
June 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Has anyone performed an analysis of taco consumption before and after the Trump label? I swear I’ve tripled my intake. I’m not sad about it, in fact, I’m very happy about it. I’m just wondering if anyone else has noticed a taco diet increase also?
So many great signs today; this was one of my faves:
June 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So many great signs today; this was one of my faves: